Crystal Mom

A middle age women who hold esoteric spiritual beliefs like new age, yin yan, tai chi, acupuncture, auras, druid, Hinduism(but she is born in america or europe), crystal healing, holistic medicine, ghost, quantum mysticism, etc. She seems zen and calm, but she talks to non believer with contempt and try to sell you crystals and essential oils. She is probably a fan of Spirit Science on YouTube. She probably believe in qanon and illuminati too.

My aunt is always clam and zen, her house is full of crystal and incense and always bless me with positive energy. she is a bit cringe tho. She is a crystal mom.

by coffecrispaddict August 21, 2023

Keenans mom

i want her to call me mommy

keenans mom can be my mommy

by You know Angelica you know December 2, 2021

your mom

your mom

your mom is fat

by K01-swag December 3, 2021

your mom

The largest astronomical object discovered in the observable universe.

- Hey, what's that giant dot in the sky? It looks huge, what the hell!?
- Your mom, bro.

by mars88_defines_i_guess December 3, 2021

ur mom

a joke that is very funny, unless you use it on someone who doesn’t have a mom..

Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my moms dead
You: oh sh-

by urmomishot November 20, 2021

ur mom

fat

ur ur mom

by KAMEORNEV September 5, 2021

moemees mom

the scariest being in all of earth, its scarier than your mom, than anything you can think of

"moemees mom is in every horror game/movie"
"what"

by whythefuckisd3rptaken September 6, 2021