plastic mom

(n) A typically surgically altered, pink velour track suit wearing, convertible driving mother. She is usually older and longs for younger days.

Amy Poehler's character in Mean Girls is a "plastic mom."

by sexyqueengoddess69 September 28, 2008

Mom bucket

Fancy word for vagina

Hey, wanna diddle my mom bucket?

by snuffomega September 20, 2019

Ur mom

"ur mom", typically used in memeing, is a horrible way to roast ur friends.

Me: Hey, whats the maths answer for question 8?
You: Ur mom.

by 3qn August 10, 2022

mom's permission

Unimportant

Bob: wanna hangout tonight?
Tim: yeah lemme ask for my mom's permission!
Bob: we all know you don't care

by HappyMothersDay May 16, 2014

Mom's spaghetti

is better than
Dad's ravioli
Grandma's ginocchi
Girlfriend's tortellini
Grandpa's rigatoni

You better lose yourself in ya mom's spaghetti
It's ready
You better never let it go
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
'Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime, yo 🍝

by hotearlgrey June 10, 2021

bekah's mom

A badass Mom. She is funny, awkward and cool as the other side of the pillow. The ideal mate. The cat's meow.

Dude, that girl is totally gonna be a "Bekah's Mom" someday!

by State_of_Frew April 4, 2015

Jarretts mom

The worlds largest milf

Omg look at jarretts mom she is such a milf

by Alaska pipeliner November 9, 2020