Michael

Bruh fucking Michael
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Michael

A boy who seems normal at first but starts to get alittle annoying thinking that he is autistic and shows off his new phone.
Michael:Hey steve look at my new phone its awsome
Steven:I dont care
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Michael

Someone with a little dick he never gets girls
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Michael

A boy that’s sweet and generous. He’s very funny and all the girls love him. He’s cute, caring, and overall a sweet guy. However, most of the time, he has no feelings for the girls. Why? Nobody knows. Maybe he’s not looking for a partner, likes being single, or is gay. Many girls jump to conclusions because they think Michael doesn’t love them romantically.
Oh my god, Jessica. I swear to godddd Michael’s gay. He won’t look at me and will only hang out with his guy friends. I like, think he’s gayyyy.
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Sweaty, usually dadless. He’s usually bald or has brown or black hair that’s covers in grease, has a great love for cigarette ends and is afraid of the shower.
I’ve not showered in 3 year and I smoke tab ends, damn I feel like a Michael
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Michael is a little shit
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"Michael is always drunk" - A
B - "Drunk is the definition of Michael."
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