A Last Night Name

An alias for when you get down and dirty and need to keep your identity a secret.

I didn't want that girl to look me up on Facebook the next day and try to friend me- so I used a Last Night Name

by Iguana Mama July 29, 2018

Quinn Last

Quinn Last is a very top notch insult to any annoying person. A Quinn Last can also be called a Quinn. A Quinn/Quinn Last is very short and typically considered a midget. A Quinn is also very bad at wresting. Quinns have a wrestling rival typically called Michael Jones/Michael Ruby. Their rival is better than them hence why a Quinn is called Quinn LAST and a Michael Ruby is called Michael RUBY. A Quinn is also generally hated on because of the really cringy youtube channel they own which is co owned by a Muhib. The first ever Quinn Last was found in a place near a school called Heart Lake Secondary school. A Quinn is also generally homosexual and have no friends. They can also not handle a joke which is why no one likes Quinns. Do not mistake this word for the name Quinn as it could be offensive.

ms. Blackshaw: "You have failed your exam Mazin, you will have to stay back a grade."
Mazin: "F you ms. Blackshaw! You are a shitty teacher, I got the exam right because I studied for 69 hours straight!"
Ms. Blackshaw: "Step outside the class Mazin."
Mazin: "Your a shit teacher and I hope you know that you are a Quinn Last just like Mr. Osei Akoto!"

by XxWaheb42069xX August 8, 2018

Patrick (Last Name)

The Patricks are fucking RICH I mean, Houses on private islands and 10 Ferraris each. They're a family of 13.

Slut 1: I'm as thicc as the Patrick's cash wad.
Gossip: Did you hear that the Patrick (Last Name) 's bought another Tesla?

by HOmoEREctus123 September 1, 2018

At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline

What you say to make a super-sweltering day seem a bit less miserable.

Besides keeping in mind that, "At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline", you can also remember to utilize two other "perks" of extra-hot weather --- the solvent on freshly-painted/glued items will take less time to evaporate, and your swimming pool will warm up faster so that its water won't be such a shock to climb into. (This latter phenomenon also often works for a nearby pond or brook, of course, and so you can avail yourself of this delightful "oasis of cool relief" sooner after sunrise, too, if you don't have a pool of your own. Some southern areas even allow people to "shed it all" and go skinny-dipping once the local temps exceed a certain level, too, and so this can be an additional "heat-wave advantage".)

by QuacksO July 22, 2019

The Last Clunk

When you’re on a roller coaster and the locking mechanism clunks one more time crushing your PP.

Seriously in that loop-d-loop my D was turned into a smoothie by the last clunk that’s Wiggity wack bro.

by Toaster boi September 25, 2019

at least there are no briars

Da rueful "thank goodness for no thorns" cheer-up remark dat you say to your bush-whacking companions when laboriously pushing your way through thick brush. Thankfully for Brer Rabbit, Brer Fox and Brer Bear were **not** able to utter this phrase when they flung Brer Rabbit into the nearby prickly thicket, and thus said dense patch of spiky brambles prevented them from pursuing said bunny as he was guffawingly making his escape.

When da prince rescued Sleeping Beauty, he wasn't actually able to tell his horse, "At least there are no briars" as he was slashing his way through da thorn-bushes that ringed the castle. However, he and his trusty steed still never got scratched at all, thanks to da magic sword dat da three good fairies had given him; said enchanted sabre caused da spiky bushes to simply fall away to one side as da blade-wielding hero hacked them down.

by QuacksO January 8, 2020

The last touch

The last touch would be today's version of saying 'having the last laugh. ' I first heard this word about a year ago from a friend but since then everyone is saying it. I thought I'd add a Definition cause some people might wonder where it really came from. Here in Edmonton, the sub culture is a big thing. And to a wide variety of people what was once the last laugh is now the last touch.

Hey, wanna get the last touch on those guys who jumped you in the park last week?

by B❤️ January 13, 2020