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kai

the best person in the room a little annoying sometimes, but always the most funny person in the room.
yet can still be a little shit whenever the fuck they want to be
"that persons like a comedian"
"yeah there a true kai"

"that person just laughed with me then called me fat wtf"
"yeah there a real kai"
by Extraturtle February 10, 2020
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Kai

Kai is a sexy, handsome, kind, considerate, sexy, smart, funny, extremely sexy, fun, exciting and sexy person. Did I mention that he’s very sexy? Kai makes a top class boyfriend who always puts his girlfriend first (behind his favourite sport obviously) and will NEVER cheat. He gives the best advice, has a small circle of friends although he knows a lot of people. He has a lot of smoking hot girls in his DM’s but he disregards them because there’s only one girl he has his eyes on: the girl he can’t have. He doesn’t date any of the hot girls’ because he’s too concentrated on his sports career. He puts that at number one priority. Kai is someone you’d want to keep in your life, even if you don’t think it now, trust me, you do.

oh he also has a massive dick:)
hot girl 1: omg there’s Kai look good
hot girl 2: ew what are you doing he’s mine
hot girl 3: he’s not any of yours, he DMed me back last night... he said “ok” omg I hope he’s in love with me
by SarahB2000 November 19, 2021
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Marley Kai

that one girl you cannot stop thinking about. sometimes annoying and depressed AF but really kind. she is so fvcking cute and hot at the same time at this point you don't really know. i dunno she's my crush so screw this.
omg look at marley kai she's so pretty!
by ineedsleeplikehell21 March 14, 2022
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dong kai

a donkey who likes doing a lot of work for no reason. maybe just to please others
oh my, peter's such a dong kai, i hope jonathan will be like dat too!
by 0.o whaT??? September 5, 2008
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Kai

A great, loving, kind, and just a hot boyfriend. He will literally make you blush and smile. I love him more than life itself <3
"Whos that?"

"Thats Kai!!"
by AGayBoy<3 June 28, 2022
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Kai

A person who says “BA” ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND WONT STOP SAYING IT
Me: yk Kai

Someone: yeah that person who says ba da ba ba ba all the time
by Shoshooooaway January 7, 2023
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Kai-Uwe

MEEEEEEEEMESSSSSSS BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Guy 1: KAIIIII-UWWWWEEEEE
Guy 2: what the fuck
Guy 3: Kai-Uwe cuz i have to say this to exist on Urban DICKtionary
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