slump jump

The act of, when one allows the reality of the economy sucking to begin them on a downward spiral of pithy neglect and manic introversion, jumping from a tall structure--but not the Statue of Liberty--to their inevitable death. For what Billy Zane did at the end of "Titanic" when the stock market crashed, see: Slump shot.

As my mama used to say, "When the goin' gets tough, the weak get jumpin'".

Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS

Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.

by Regis Bungalow September 29, 2009

Elf-Jump

When sone one jumps or tackles a person taller or bigger then them.

"He stole Mea's math book!"
"She's gonna elf-jump him I swear. "
"She's so short. "

by $luver$ January 9, 2017

jump little chilren

the best band alive. see jay clifford

i went to a jlc concert the other week and i got all hot and botherd.

by one sexy ninja December 23, 2003

jump ride

To jump on someone’s horse and ride it without any preparation.

My boyfriend, let me jump ride his horse and run it in a race.

by Joniejonie September 29, 2023

Jump shot

When you pull your dick out of your pants but let your shirt hang down over it. You then ask your friends if they want to see your jump shot, at which point you raise up to take a basketball shot, thus raising your shirt and exposing your meat stick.

Also works with “Do you want to see my golf swing?”

Cliff’s jump shot looked like Michael Jordan’s but with a smaller cock

by Rod Bangwell September 5, 2023

Jump

Fun or exiciting ;another way of saying Lit

This party bouta jump
That concert was jumpin

by Idekbroskiano August 28, 2019

jump sharp

Dress up quickly. Get ready for a night out in a hurry.

Man, you jump sharp in a hurry.

by Vf500f November 21, 2018