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Jonathan

A lil pussy who talks big behind your back but when confronted, turns to a complete wimp. No accomplishments, can’t talk to girls at all. A total 60 year old virgin and a football team reject
Jonathan is such a wimp. He talks bad behind my back and says nothin when confronted. What a puss puss.
by Dr. Penguin 101234 March 3, 2019
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jonathan lee

He is a game master, worship master, and the smartest person in the world. He will soon take over the world with his singing and playing ability. A famous quote by Jonathan Lee is, "I’m not off key I’m just harmonizing."
by BURPY123 March 4, 2019
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Jonathan

Always thinks hes getting coochie, fat as fuck, and has a dad thats a bitch. He also gets his basketball hoop from the alleyway.
Jonathan you are annoying af
Ak: “Jonathan your dads a bitch
by imhabesha March 16, 2019
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Jonathan

A fuckin weirdo, that one kid that tries to hit on every girl yet still seems to get rejected by all of them
Jonathan keeps sliding in my dms ew.
by hillbillybongbong March 19, 2019
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Jonathan Hayes

The horrible hybrid of Dylan and Calin. Got disowned by his family into a dumpster fire. The only person that loves him is his sex slave named Janelle. Would stick his dick into a wall if need be.
Guy 1: Have you seen Jonathan Hayes?
Guy 2: yeah his parents are fucking weird.
by YeNehSideKee April 29, 2019
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Joint doobie

A joint rolled with roaches of old joints.
I'm super ripped after smoking that joint doobie.
by Super high May 1, 2019
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Joint

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