Johnson Pack

When you whip your schlong out, and open a pack in Rainbow Six Siege with your cock. (Made/popularized by Jynxzi)

Holdup lemme do a johnson pack bro, OH SHIT A BLACK ICE

by zgoosr July 22, 2023

spaco johnson

1. British Military slang for a person who did something stupid that resulted in the delay or cancellation of something important. Also known as a space cadet in some circles.

Dave: 'Shit I forgot my passport. Its at home 500 miles away'
Tony: 'Now we will miss our flight!'
Dave 'I know, I'm a complete Spaco Johnson!'

by captianstabber May 20, 2014

jayla johnson

Played the lead role in strange things about the johnsons back in 2011, she was well known for her professional acting in expertise of jerking off to her dad

That girl is such a jayla johnson

by Sluxreper March 13, 2017

Ma johnson

Noun

to refer to ones penis without context. Inserted randomly in a conversation.

Person A: hey where do you want to eat.
Person B: Ma johnson.

by glub_tubbus_wepple July 12, 2024

trumaine johnson

A football cornerback for the Rams, nicknamed the goat. legend has it he picks off any pass within 12 miles of him.

Damn, Trumaine Johnson just picked off my pass.

by Mojopowell February 18, 2018

Johnson Street Walk

Peeing while walking down a sidewalk

Jeff didn't have time to find a bathroom so he did the Johnson Street walk on the way home.

by Johnson Street Walk July 15, 2016

Gooey Johnson

The act of cumming into someone's ear canal and then proceeding to insert one's erect penis into said ear canal.

Dude, last I night I gave her a Gooey Johnson right before she kicked me out.

by The Cole Crew February 07, 2014