1. Sorry guys, I'm afraid I'll be doing a John tonight.
Also acceptable:
2. Imma have to John it tonight.
3. That girl I was interested in did a John. Now I cry myself to sleep.
Also acceptable:
2. Imma have to John it tonight.
3. That girl I was interested in did a John. Now I cry myself to sleep.
by xWitt October 20, 2017
Get the Doing a Johnmug. 
Get the John Jonesmug. A person whose name you use for cover when you accidentally say something disparaging about a particular person in a more-public way than you initially intended - especially when the person in question hears or sees what you say about them.
Person One: "This guy is such a jackass."
Person Two: "Dude, the phone's not on mute!"
Person One: "Umm...yeah, like I was saying, John Hargrove is such a jackass."
Person Two: "Dude, the phone's not on mute!"
Person One: "Umm...yeah, like I was saying, John Hargrove is such a jackass."
by billdcon September 12, 2019
Get the John Hargrovemug. The dogger of boys.
by baldbenshapiro November 28, 2018
Get the John Edwardsmug. by CharlieRomeo April 11, 2017
Get the blow johnmug. by TehTrippNasty December 8, 2011
Get the John Wiegmanmug. Some fucking tidy boy
He's the one lad everyone wants to shag.
He'd get fucking rattled. Man, woman who fucking cares it's John bendot
He's the one lad everyone wants to shag.
He'd get fucking rattled. Man, woman who fucking cares it's John bendot
by John Bendot lover 12 September 7, 2016
Get the john bendotmug.