january 1 

Rajmonda's birthday

Hey look today is the day a rat was born,its January 1😍

january 1 by Hahaclown October 16, 2019

January 23 

This day is for the most basic bitches on this earth.

Hey when’s ur bday??

January 23 why *skskskksks*

January 23 by Bruhimabitch January 22, 2020

January 8

On this very day any boy can grab a girls ass whos name starts with j m t or r. the girl cant do anything about it either

Jackson: hey joey did you know its january 8 you know what that

Joey: harder daddy

January 8 by Yeetarenomagical January 7, 2020

January 12th

January 12th is furry day but with a twist all that oppose furries are now qualified furries for the next ten day's, these people are not allowed to do ANYTHING anti-fur for ten day's use the UwU languace at least 6 times say uwu once and do furry things like go on furaffinity or e621.net . all furries are immune to all types of hate on this day.

Furry:hey man
Normie:eww go away
Furry:but its january 12th
Normie:oh no owo
Furry:lol

January 12th by Increaseuwu January 9, 2021

January 6 

Girls born on January 6 are ugly and don’t brush their teeth. They also get hurt by guys hotter than them. Ps. The guys are usually born on September 22

Guy#1: Dude! That girls is ugly AF!! Ew!

Guy#2: I know right!? She probably was born on January 6! Ahahah

Guy#1: Definitely haha

January 6 by Clown boy March 19, 2020

January 11

If you are born on January 11, you are a feisty beast. You are usually short, based on the horoscope of that day. You have a tiny butt, according to the government.

Oh she is a feisty beast, she must be born on January 11

January 11 by averygiskewl October 12, 2019

January 2 

The rudest people are born on this month and day. They are very short, shorter then smurf.
And they bully a young girl based on false accusations.

Damn your born in January 2? No wonder your 4fert

January 2 by Tan_14 December 18, 2019