Fat Jacks

Another term for tits

Check out those fat jacks! I'd hit it.

by JL3 September 6, 2005

Slack-Jack

A complete and utterly terrible handjob. One that is simply not worth the time and honestly makes one wonder what the fuck is wrong with with the human being who's head is in your lap.

Brady came back Jones' house and told everyone that Liz gave him the Slack-Jack of the century and he'd rather stick his dick in a pinecone than experience that again.

by SpamoniJones April 6, 2010

Jack stranger

When you masturbate with your numb arm you are giving yourself a "Jack Stranger."

I'm horny and lonely.. I think tonight calls for a Jack Stranger!

by Spankamonkey December 8, 2013

Jack Shack

A shed, shack, camping shelter, tent or other shelter which provides protection from view and privacy, when used by the inhabitant (often a teenager) to masturbate, smoke marijuana, or drink alcohol without being discovered or disturbed.

My family doesn't give me any privacy so I have to go to my Jack shack in the woods when I want to rub one out or smoke a joint.

by Johnathan J. Johnson April 18, 2020

Surrey Jack

Brown kids from Surrey who think they are gangsters that come from middle class/wealthy families they usually get a high fade and keep a goatee. You can find these Surrey jacks nowadays at Cabana, Taphouse and Cactus club. Surrey jacks love wearing their Gucci murses and driving their dads luxury vehicles. Some risky Surrey Jacks who take the gangster image too far start working dial-a-dope lines to look extra cool.

Person 1: Yo look at that Surrey Jack wearing his Gucci side Bag he thinks he’s nuts

Person 2: bro chill out that guys rowdy he works for tintu guys line

by YooShouldWeGoCabana December 27, 2022

jack mcqueen

harry styles lhh in escapade, used to be a personal consultant but hes now a photographer married to louis tomlinson (my sun literal ball of sunshine) with their dog George Harrison Tomlinson the First, otherwise known as Georgie. hes also the loml forever

"hey have you already read escapade by dolce_piccante?!"
"yeah!! its literally so good, its one of my favs for sure"
"whos ur favourite character then?"
"JACK MCQUEEN LOML OBVIOUSLY"

by pancakelouielol November 17, 2021

Jack Burns

Little round ass grape lookin ass that is skinny and plays his phone too much. He plays his phone when he is on vacation with his friends. He broke his femur and never recovered all legends die on the making. R.I.P Big daddy Burns calculator 2017-2018

Jack Burns is a skinny round head ass kid that likes men

by Jack Burns April 26, 2019