nacho hat award

The ultimate meaningless award given to someone for doing absolutely nothing remarkable.

He'll be given the nacho hat award for lack of any suitable recognition.

by Pengal May 30, 2008

men without hats

If all you have listened to is The Safety Dance then it is clear why you don't understand. They are so much more.
An 80s band, still active, with thinking lyrics and synthsational (Thanx K) music and an eclectic loyal following. Not a one hit wonder.

Pop Goes the World
Where Do The Boys Go?

by Chapeauxless February 1, 2005

ass-hat

A device used to retain faeces in the anus. Comes in a variety of colours and brands, and can be used to stash faeces in readiness for a "Turd Twister".

Wear your ass hat with pride.

by haze January 17, 2004

Big hat no cattle

The unofficial motto of the state of Texas

As with most people in Texas he is just big hat no cattle

by Trout monkey March 14, 2011

tin foil hat

The special properties of aluminum foil that shield the brain from being read by "liberal activist" scientists. Also works nicely as a rain hat that gives the "tin roof" effect.

Dick Cheney hated getting wet for it faded his outer humanoid membrane. He discovered the tin foil hat he wore from his "undisclosed location" kept him warm and toasty.

by Wisk January 30, 2008

tinfoil hat brigade

A nickname for the mentally deranged members of the US State Department and the National Security Council who were all attempting to execute the smooth quid pro quo for Putin’s Bitch himself.

All of these superstars like Pompeo, Barr, Volker...and even the littler wise guys like Giuliani and his thugs...they are all part of the tinfoil hat brigade and will go down in history as such!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019

philadelphia top hat

When a guy shits into a styrafoam cup, places it upside down on top of a girls head, and smashes it down.

She wasnt dressed for the occasion, so Kenny gave her a Philadelphia top hat.

by The Irish Mandingo September 30, 2008