National Have An Online Thing Day

On April 19 you have to get your ex or crush to be your Online boyfriend/girlfriend for 1-7 days and if you catch feelings try a real relationship it doesn’t matter if your single or taken

Hey it’s National Have An Online Thing Day wanna give it a try?

by Mistakes in love April 19, 2019

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Oh, how the grapefruits have fallen!

The person has fallen from grace. They’re not as good as they used to be.

Look at them, this is so sad. Oh, how the grapefruits have fallen!

by Snowflake Jones June 9, 2019

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I don't have a dick to give

When you have the desire to give advice or weigh in on a situation, but you don't have the information or expertise needed to do so. No tools in the toolbox despite a desire to help. (Typically used by those without dicks, but could be quirkily used by those who do.)

Them: "Hey can you help me translate this love letter? It's written in Polish."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."

by Nymph Moonlight November 19, 2020

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bill nye here have a pie

yum pie

bill nye here have a pie. Bill thanks you for pie

by anonymous September 15, 2020

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Does anyone have any questions?

I am a soulless corporate fuckwad.

Whenever you hear "Does anyone have any questions?" after a long speech of zero value; you know you're dealing with a soulless corporate fuckwad.

by geekmalone November 5, 2020

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i have lost my keys

A process where you lose your keys in order to gain infinite power. The power is so infinite that the universe restarts to the big bang and the universe created afterwards is an universe where you lose small metal objects called keys.

Man, that power is so strong, its almost like i have lost my keys.

by nir5117 February 6, 2018

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