Sneaky Hammered

When you don’t realize how drunk you were until the next day.

Thought I was good last night but now I’m hearing that I broke into a zoo? Must’ve been sneaky hammered.

by Schutts ballsack May 22, 2021

To hammer-dick

Verb: The obnoxious and aggressive thrusting of the pelvis, specifically of the male pelvis; potentially thrusting into an orifice of another person, stump, or other.

To hammer-dick: The man in the apartment unit above mine incessantly hammer-dicks his significant other every Sunday morning at 8:37 am.

by pissedoffbitchesdownstairs May 16, 2018

Shaft Hammer

Same thought Process as 'You got Pwned'

Oh Damn! You cant go to the Party? Shaft Hammer!

by TechieD April 5, 2011

Hammering

The act of a male having intercourse with another human to meet the following qualifications:

1. Thrust from male into partner must equal or exceed 200 BPM on a metronome.
2. The partner must respond with a fairly loud "ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh" continuously during hammering or else general declarations of orgasm and/or declarations of positivity.

See also jackhammering

I was hammering her so hard we heard banging from the neighbors next door.

by Nanot Coys May 18, 2022

Dildo hammer

That guy at work who strokes another guy's ego when he fucks up beyond explanation.

Ole dildo hammer is feeding Gary a line because he crashed the crane and can't fucking deal!

by Boceefus June 18, 2021

gas hammer

an alternative to the words "fart-knocker" if you want to be really polite, but still want to imply someone who is mail enjoys both giving and receiving anal sex.

"I really wish he would admit it to himself - Nigel is such a serious gas hammer!"

by frankly side-smear June 15, 2016

Silk and Hammer

give it to her soft and hard and she will stay with you

I gave her that silk and hammer

by TurtleCrack September 21, 2022