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I don't have a dick to give

When you have the desire to give advice or weigh in on a situation, but you don't have the information or expertise needed to do so. No tools in the toolbox despite a desire to help. (Typically used by those without dicks, but could be quirkily used by those who do.)
Them: "Hey can you help me translate this love letter? It's written in Polish."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."
by Nymph Moonlight November 19, 2020
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I have a bad word blocker

this only makes sense when you have one
doesn't that fuck you out?
by Orrinpants February 28, 2022
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National Have An Online Thing Day

On April 19 you have to get your ex or crush to be your Online boyfriend/girlfriend for 1-7 days and if you catch feelings try a real relationship it doesn’t matter if your single or taken
Hey it’s National Have An Online Thing Day wanna give it a try?
by Mistakes in love April 19, 2019
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Have a Nice Rest of Your Day

When your cordially invited to go Fuck yourself!

History: When in the Hell did we start inserting “rest of your” in the salutation, “Have a nice (rest of your) day!”
I.E. When you leave a small tip, or in current times, when you frequent almost any establishment, and upon exiting the premises an employee will say, “Have a nice REST of your day!”
by AWA2000 December 12, 2021
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Oh, how the grapefruits have fallen!

The person has fallen from grace. They’re not as good as they used to be.
Look at them, this is so sad. Oh, how the grapefruits have fallen!
by Snowflake Jones June 9, 2019
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You have just been Jordo'd

A Cocky finance broker wearing fishnet stockings stroking a Labrador settles a loan for an easy customer as if he has just provided the worlds best service. Then goes for a surf
Congratulations for financing with us you have just been Jordo'd
by jantele February 1, 2021
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Don't have any attention to pay

When you don't care for anybody and that you've gotten increasing frustioning.
Why should I pay attention when I don't have any attention to pay?
by Shooting God February 22, 2019
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