When you have the desire to give advice or weigh in on a situation, but you don't have the information or expertise needed to do so. No tools in the toolbox despite a desire to help. (Typically used by those without dicks, but could be quirkily used by those who do.)
Them: "Hey can you help me translate this love letter? It's written in Polish."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."
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History: When in the Hell did we start inserting “rest of your” in the salutation, “Have a nice (rest of your) day!”
History: When in the Hell did we start inserting “rest of your” in the salutation, “Have a nice (rest of your) day!”
I.E. When you leave a small tip, or in current times, when you frequent almost any establishment, and upon exiting the premises an employee will say, “Have a nice REST of your day!”
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