by lukeh March 23, 2005

Being a bum, literally doing nothing. Tasks that should take 5 mins to do actually take 1 hour.
Getting no bitches or money
Getting no bitches or money
*Sitting it bed watching tiktok for 5 hours*
Yo bro stop goosing let’s go make some bread
You went 0/30 at the bar tn? You mad goosing rn
Yo bro stop goosing let’s go make some bread
You went 0/30 at the bar tn? You mad goosing rn
by Austin gurgoose September 29, 2022

To goose is to fail in achieving a desired outcome. This typically used in gaming, when someone fails to get a positive K/D ratio, or can't even get a kill. However, goosing covers all aspects of life, and can be used to describe someone who, for example, left their keys inside their home.
by gewsing August 1, 2017

Some one you is so silly that they deserve to be called a siwy goose. If you are ever called a siwy goose you should be honored. It is a big title so be grateful
by VICTOROHYEAAAH October 20, 2021

A highly territorial animal that spends its time bonking people and severely injuring small children. I Angered a goose will proceed to bonk your nose, eat your toes, and steal your hoes. If encountered in the wilderness the best way to avoid is to slowly back away until out of ear shot and then call in a firing squad.
by Dolphinthespaz December 27, 2020

Your favorite dumbass, who is also very gay for girls. Goose is a superior leader who sometimes make use of that superiority for narcissistic actions. BUT, the truth is, Goose is just your friendly neighborhood bisexual disaster who keeps making chaos everywhere.
Person #1 (You know who you are): Wow Goose is so weird
Person #2: I don't think so, i think Goose is awesome!
Person #2: I don't think so, i think Goose is awesome!
by totallynotgoose October 26, 2020
