Post Goon Glow

(PGG)

The phenomenon of a person who has recently gooned having a sudden but fleeting glow up

“I looked in the mirror immediately after beating my shit raw to femboys and damn I looked amazing, that’s that post goon glow”

by CloudBax November 16, 2025

Samurai goon

A samurai goon is when you cum from 1 stroke only, like a samurai pulling their sword out and beheading the enemy in a single movement

Because he was so horny, he became the samurai goon grandmaster.

by KnightOfNight November 29, 2025

Elegant Goon

Elegant Goon is an independent recording artist from Olean, NY and is most known for his project called 'Glolean'. Wanna goon like this? Got a take risks.

Elegant goon is the man, the myth, and the legend.

by [e-mail] January 4, 2026

Pocket goon

An act involving an individual putting their hand into their pocket with intention to goon (masturbate).

“Did you see Robert? He was totally pocket gooning right out in the open just now!”

by Drink N drive January 13, 2026

Rocky Mountain Goodness

A noun that is code for beer. Was first used by Mitchell talking on the phone to his frat bros and trying to chaperone a marching band competition.

"So, uh, you want some of that Rocky Mountain Goodness, then, yeah?"

by Gino DaFinksta August 31, 2007

Neon White and Goodnight

When your about to go to bed but decide to masturbate first!

Getting off Facebook, Neon White and Goodnight

by 14DHoff November 30, 2011

Nig-ma goon

Usually a white male who acts in such a manner, he could easily be confused as an ignorant black male.

" Yo ma nigga whats down in the hizz-ouse?"

" Jay your white, stop being a nig-ma goon."

by naaat turner September 5, 2011