German Jizz Clock

The Art of getting a group of men, let them stand like a bukake. Have one volunteer walk around the group. And the group has to try and jizz on the person (or animal, whatever floats your boat) walking counter clock wise around the group.

Wow have you heard about the new Olympic game? No? What is it. It's called the German jizz clock.

by The Remaining One April 5, 2017

german weed wacker

A sex act that involves a ZZ Top level bush and a man well endowed enough to do the helicopter. The man then uses the helicopter to push the bush out of the way enough to find the promised land

Steve: hey man how was that girl last night?

Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it

by German weed wacker April 13, 2017

geminin

The sexiest person in the Motru's World

You are such a Geminin woman

by Weeder85 April 28, 2017

Germain

A man who is the true definition of perfection: blond hair, green eyes, sexyest body ever...

The person with whom you want to live your entire life. He can be at the same time your boyfriend, your best friend and your fuck budy because he's a real good lay.
He is charming, patient, tolerant, adorable, thoughful, clever, funny,...BREF, perfect.

Germain is really the most lovely person i've ever met.

by Camindianna June 6, 2017

German howitzer

When you eat to much German food and you end up taking the biggest dump ever

I went to octoberfest and ate so much I ended up delivering the German howitzer

by Thorgrim 1965 July 19, 2017

German vacation

A vacation with poopy tasting cupcakes.

I was fully aroused by my German vacation.

by GermanVacationer August 12, 2017

Gerging

The act of prematurely ejaculating and sensually moaning.

Guy 1: Damn, I was gerging last night.

by SimAlias October 1, 2017