rippin the gnar

what douchebag wanna be surfers say. specifically on the east coast.

I'm rippin the gnar dude! = fag

by Setting things right August 14, 2008

shred some gnar

Shredding some gnar is a form of getting girls and eating their pussy.

"Yo dude lets go shred some gnar at the bar"
"Totally dude"

by Hook It Up July 5, 2016

Shred the gnar gnar

When someone ride a dick so hard that it breaks the skin

“Damn my girl shred the gnar gnar so hard like fuck”
“Damn”

by Shred the gnar gnar June 7, 2018

Shred some gnar

Wicked skate tricks
Straight killin it on a skate board

You guys ready to shred some gnar?

by ABKT111017 November 16, 2018

game of gnar

please watch it. guaranteed to increase your radness by 10000000000% you haven't lived till you've played gnar

guy: lets go on a date
girl: no
guy: i play game of gnar i'm the best skier on the mountain
girl: lets fuck

by austriancitizen February 25, 2022

HEY YOU GNATTS IN MY COMPUTER SCREEN.... GET OUT!!!!

oops I hope I don't accidentally click "submit"

OH SHIT I HIT SUBMIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO AJKDFKNSFKLJHIURWINLIESJFJHUFFIKNDHIUSNRGHUONHUFDNSHIEUFNKSDNFFJNDHU JNEKF KSJNF KS KJFJSNEUENJKSLFN KSLG HEY YOU GNATTS IN MY COMPUTER SCREEN.... GET OUT!!!! JHJFSIGHSRNFJF

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 16, 2024

Chronicles of Gnarnia

(noun, plural)

Records in any recordable form, of compelling events having taken place.

Not just any events, however - said events must be:

-outlandish
-fantastical
-neutral to bad
-difficult to believe for those not present
-able to be described as "gnarly" or "gnar-gnar"

Social Media is the most commonly used medium for the recording of such gnar events, but it is not reliant upon this medium. Journals and diaries are another common form.

Brian: that was a crazy show last night!

Rob: I know right? Can't believe we got out of there in time.

Brian: oh yeah we sure did. That swarm of rats seemed more ready to party than we were hahah

Rob: omg so gnarly dude. This is definitely going down in the Chronicles of Gnarnia.

Brian: lol already on it

Rob: shred the gnar

by robot.palmtree August 13, 2024