austriancitizen's definitions

game of gnar

please watch it. guaranteed to increase your radness by 10000000000% you haven't lived till you've played gnar

guy: lets go on a date
girl: no
guy: i play game of gnar i'm the best skier on the mountain
girl: lets fuck

by austriancitizen February 25, 2022

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EXCUSE ME LIFTIE SIR PLEASE SLOW DOWN THE LIFT WE CANT GET OFF
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Guy: are those slut strands???!?@??!@?!@>?!@#?@#>?@$!
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by austriancitizen February 25, 2022