Girlfriend

Something you do not have and will never get

Jimmy: I have a girlfriend

Levi: lucky

by Just_a_Guy624 April 26, 2023

Gamer Girlfriend

A rate type of girlfriend found only when eaten 250 kebabs in anywhere in the region of Memeland, Lithuania.

Person 1: just got a gamer girlfriend
Person 2: dang im the only one with no maidens now

by FormerMemelanderResident1928 March 5, 2023

Attorney girlfriend

Aw what? Nobody else wants to cover it? Ok. Well, I guess it's up to me to Op Ed the shit out of this situation.

Hym "What happened to the attorney girlfriend? Is that not a thing anymore? Is it impossible to love women after one of them fucks a retard behind your back? *sigh* Haaaaaa-shit... That kind of bums me out..."

by Hym Iam December 28, 2022

National get a girlfriend day

The day when a girl gets asked out.

National get a girlfriend day

by swift mama November 16, 2021

girlfriend

a mysterious thing that successful people have

bro wtf is a girlfriend

by "she goes to another school" April 18, 2021

Girlfrienditis

When your boyfriend don’t want to talk to you no more

“I’m dumping you, I have girlfrienditis”

by Peanutsnomnom December 29, 2018

Girlfriend

Something you will never get because it’s just a dream wake up you bitch

“Yo does Tyrone have a girlfriend”

“What’s that?”

by Myparentsleftme April 27, 2022