Monkey Fuck

when a cigarette is lit from another cigarette by putting the lit cigarette to the non-lit one and inhaling the non-lit cigarette

dude 1: can't find my lighter dude. can I monkey fuck your cig?

dude 2: go ahead

by ILoveChicken420 June 2, 2015

Fuck Boss

A boss who's just so cool he can fuck the employees and show up late and no one gives a shit.

"How is he still working here? He fucked the intern!"

"He's a fuck boss Joan. No one gives a shit."

by jamietheboss September 13, 2016

Destination fucked

No EXACT definition; when it happens, you'll know it. Alternatively:
*Australian accent* There's a sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice fire and there's a fat pig. Okey dokey.

I'd say fire qualifies as a gateway to destination fucked.

by PHlegmaticul November 29, 2018

Tard Fuck

When the person is so retarded, that they can not even be defined as a "Fuck Tard"

Parjeet: Did you see Ali mess up?
Zamir: Yup, because he's a tard fuck.

by pooperscooper1221 August 25, 2018

Freshness With a Fuck

A fake, phoney-bologna jingle sung to the tune of the Glade Spin-Fresh air deodouriser jingle.

♫Freshness with a fuck,♫
♫Plug it up plug it up!♫

The phrase, "plug it up" is how one says, "plug it in" in the UK.

by Telephony June 23, 2017

bitch the fuck

when you're with your friend and you are confused...

TEACHER:you have 50 pages of homework
Me and Friend:"BITCH THE FUCK"

by skinnypp123 November 9, 2017

Fucking SkyNet

Used when you are having trouble with technology.

SkyNet derives from the Terminator movies, and is here used as reference to technology.

If your phone, computer, televesion etc. freezes.

Shit we missed the train by 2 minutes. Fucking SkyNet!

My WiFi is down... Fucking SkyNet!

by crudent February 25, 2011