Facebook shadow

A friend or aquaintence who comments or likes most or all of your posts. This is usually somebody who is not a close friend but somebody you do not feel able to unfriend.

God your like my Facebook Shadow!

Facebook shadow by flemballunited October 28, 2010

facebook pergatory 

when you or someone sits in the awaiting friend confirmation section of the facebook for an extended period of time.

I don't really like the guy so he's been in facebook pergatory for the last 8 months.

facebook pergatory by Mirkman November 16, 2010

facebook statusfaction 

the feeling of satisfaction you get when people 'like' or comment on your facebook status.

see textual satisfaction

"she didnt get enough facebook statusfaction so she reposted her status like three times!"

facebook statusfaction by misterstanwood April 29, 2011

Facebook faithful 

To refrain from initiating or responding to a Facebook "poke" from anyone but one's romantic partner.

Antonym: Facebook whore

She dumped him because he "poked" every female on his Facebook friends list and she was Facebook faithful.

Facebook faithful by Smart Arick October 23, 2011

facebook narcissist 

someone who thinks every time you post or update your status on facebook, it is about him/her.

Steve is a facebook narcissist because every time I update my status on facebook, he believes I am talking about or to him.

facebook narcissist by DeterTX June 15, 2011

Facebook Tumbleweed

The awkward emotion felt by onlooker, when someone writes what they think to be an amusing or exciting facebook update, and no one responds.

Cindy - 'Comment on this post and I will write you a lovely message!'
..........
..........
..........

no response....

Everyone else who saw this - 'Wow! that was some serious Facebook Tumbleweed!'

Facebook Tumbleweed by bonnieisarabbit July 12, 2011

facebook hiding 

The act of recieving a chat from a person you do not wish to talk to, and then deciding to stay online (unlike offline race), but not do anything that they would see that would show them that you are online (e.g. states updates, comments, etc.). This nifty maneuver is done in hopes that the person chatting you will think that you left facebook up on your computer.

She won't stop chatting me; however, this time I used the facebook hiding tactic and it worked wonderfully.

facebook hiding by pooplamp13 September 12, 2011