A zesty oversized man who is fond of backshots. Takes "it" very well. Loves tickling men's tips. Calls people racial slurs and calls them ROBLOX terms.
by SerialStroker_SIgma April 29, 2024
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Is a real nigga with a massive cock'n'balls that will pertrude through his pants. He loves little kids just to make it look bigger than it already is
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A guy who likes to think he is control of things especially when he likes someone. He tends to be possessive and jealous over what he believe is his girl.
He does not know how to control his anger or mood swings because he often upset with something going wrong in his life and it usually involves a female.
He does not know how to control his anger or mood swings because he often upset with something going wrong in his life and it usually involves a female.
Don't worry about him, he is just Evan. He is harmless for the most part. Just be careful what you may do, you could regret it later on possible or not.
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Evan decided to eat the ass flakes off Ryan’s ass and spit them into a milkshake and poured it all over Ryan’s chode then proceeded to top him off making it a sloppy Evan
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