a boy with an hourglass figure very funny and is racist scared of everything nd gets bullied all the time
by lol_____ December 23, 2021
Get the Evan Pomfretmug. When in a text message thread with friends, you respond to any comments with extreme trolling, continually referencing a past sensitive issue
Friend: Does anyone wanna game tonight?
Me: No, too busy polishing my Tom Brady GOAT bobblehead
Other Friend: You just Got Evaned
Me: No, too busy polishing my Tom Brady GOAT bobblehead
Other Friend: You just Got Evaned
by Evan Peter Grandview May 17, 2021
Get the Got Evanedmug. by Thebestknitter123 May 27, 2022
Get the evanmug. the arctic? boiling compared to how cool this guy is. a "handsome devil" some have said and probably will continue to say for as long as time. total ladies man. incredible conversationalist, makes you want to talk until you lose your voice. funnier than any comedy special on Netflix (or other streaming platforms). if you're friends with an Evan then you've found the gold at the end of the rainbow.
by redvelvetcheesecake December 6, 2021
Get the Evanmug. The most scrumptious piece of meat to ever be on a man -- an example to all. His phrasing, elegant. His gaming skills, questionable. If one were to find themself an Evan, they would be flabbergasted, astonished, aroused and defecate themself all at once.
"I saw Evan the other day and lost my edging streak!"
"Every time I see an Evan, I re-evaluate the meaning of my being here on this planet, when most of my days are spent wallowing in despair. My entire existence lives for Evan. I am so dependent on him that if he were to die, I would not feel very good, Mr. Stark."
"Every time I see an Evan, I re-evaluate the meaning of my being here on this planet, when most of my days are spent wallowing in despair. My entire existence lives for Evan. I am so dependent on him that if he were to die, I would not feel very good, Mr. Stark."
by pongschlap July 1, 2024
Get the Evanmug. A cute sexy girl she can get anybody she want cuz she like that. And her booty is real fat you just wanna suck it
Human with a brain: CHEYNA Evans so cute omg I can’t stop drooling
Another: Fr I really want her she looks so good
Another: Fr I really want her she looks so good
by Tsuna free October 5, 2021
Get the cheyna evansmug. The perfect human specimen. Six foot five inches tall, 250 pounds body weight, four percent body fat, and the most fertile semen ever produced in the history of mankind. With only one look he can impregnate any woman of his choosing as they will carry his godly spawn to term. He is known throughout South Vietnam as the Tadpole Angel who shall bring great power and honor to all.
by Jim Thicky September 15, 2021
Get the Evan Greenleemug.