Depression Session

Slang for when someone in school has a mental health check-up

Person 1: Hey, why's Kyle not in PE today?

Person 2: Oh yeah, I think he's on a depression session today.

Person 1: Damn, always when it's PE... I wish I had depression now.

by GotBulliedAtSchool98 November 21, 2021

Depression

When your not OK because you just cried yourself to sleep last night... you went to bed thinking, and knowing that your worthless. You woke up this morning hoping today will be a good day but like every other day it probably won't turn out to be the best day ever. See your tired of waking up to find out that your worthless and that you won't make it through the day without crying at least 2 times. And sadly you can't do anything to fix that sadness. But through time, people with depression have learned to hide it with a fake smile. And that fake smile is the reason why nobody suspects a thing. So they just continue to hide it until one day all of that sadness brakes you down and makes you feel like your not worth it, and you don't deserve to be on this planet. And then it eventually reaches a point to were you just want to end your life, right that second.

Boy 1: I don't think im supposed to go through depression at the age of 13.
Boy 2: Neither do I.

by Dododododoo :) November 24, 2021

depression biceps

the biceps of a person who did bodyweight exercises for a while to try to stop their depression. they are still depressed but now they're also hot

Well at least I still have my depression biceps

by (void*) November 27, 2021

Depression

A disease which is caused by school. Mostly from exams and homework. A bad test mark also causes sadness. Which I am going through right now.

I got a bad test mark
I am so depressed
I literally have depression right now

by wejustfoenem December 3, 2021

Depression

Something you prop. have

I mean, your serching "Depression" on urban dictionary.

Person 1 "I have depression."

Person 2 "Then you should go see a therapist."

Person 1 "No. I'm gonna go rant on the internet, that will help!"

Person 2 "Your hopeless."

by Ganykem February 1, 2022

Depressionism

The state of depression

Omg Ariana grande just died!
Really?

Yes.
Omg no… I’m converting to depressionism

by secretlyaiko February 5, 2022

dickpression

depression caused by a lack of, or longing for dick.

not exclusive to any gender or sexuality. u don't need to be attracted to people with dicks to be dickpressed.

universal, non-binary, gender neutral mental condition

Kurt: why does Jamie look so sad?

Rita: I think it's because Eden's been out of town so long, they're going through a little dickpression phase .

Tyler: Man, I'm dickpressed as fuck, just wanna hang out with the bros like we used to, back in the 205!

Brenda-Lynn: Becky omfg stop acting so dickpressed, if you wanna fuck just get on tinder and find a late night organ donor.

by hushgush February 6, 2022