Comedy Mixers

House double normally Vodka and then the buyers choice of a "comedy Mixer" such as a Blue Wicked. 1x bottle for 3 to 4 mixers.

A group of pricks that want to get wankered as quick as possible "Ankle Grapper" Bailey's with Tequilla.

by Kevin October 28, 2003

come on jóts

come on joto..as in come on fag....you say it when someones talkin an it sounds like a lie...or you just don't feel like listenin to they ass

junior- aye bro..i finally split with my chick...i don't love that hoe...
me- come on jóts..everyone knows your sprung doans on that bitch..

by woohdehz October 2, 2007

come on china

to instigate a fight with some one who is being a knob or talking themselves up to much

1. come on china you want to tussel
2. come on china you want to fight

by brent_f_mudge May 28, 2007

comedify

To deal with an aggravating or uncomfortable person by imagining him as a comic figure in a movie, rather than as a unique Kantian entity deserving of inviolable respect

"If I ever met Dubya in person, I'd have to comedify him just to avoid jailtime."

by Cheesed January 13, 2009

Comedyguy

A runescape player that believes all his jokes/stories are funny when in actual fact they suck

"Oh look, Comedyguy's telling a joke again, bail!"

by TheEvilElf August 12, 2009

Comcentrating

When someone is concentrating very hard on something
computer related

ex. World of Warcraft

COMPUTER + CONCENTRATING = COMCENTRATING !

Nephthys: Why aren't you talking while we quest?
Tashida: I'm comcentrating
Nephthys: Oh you're concentrating on World of Warcraft
Tashida: LOL
Nephthys: WHatt?? Comcentrating = computer + concentrating

by Azivin February 25, 2010

Comedy Central's Indecision

Branding of political campaign coverage on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report mocking that used by "news" media. Another vehicle showcasing the ability of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to confirm the mediocrity of politicians in a humorous manner that has us laughing so hard that we abandon the idea of storming Washington and state capitals nationwide with torches and pitchforks.

Comedy Central staff announcer: Comedy Central's Indecision is brought to you by Zyrtec.

Show comes back from commercial to Jon Stewart at his desk, a raucous crowd, and the Indecision 2012 logo. Viewers nationwide are pumping their fists in the air.

JS: "Tonight, as part of our continuing Indecision 2012 coverage, Jon Doe said something unbelievably and unforgivably stupid."

TV viewers and studio audience to themselves: "WTF? Again?"

JS: "Have a listen."

Politician at press conference: "I genuinely believe David Letterman is the funniest man on television."

JS starts swelling and wheezing. "Somebody help me! I'm extremely allergic to bulls***!"

TDS Correspondent John Oliver runs onto the set. "I've got the medication Jon! Go long!"

JS gets up from his chair and starts running away from JO, who winds up and throws pill to a diving JS, who catches it, pops it into his mouth.

JO answers phone. "Who is this? Rex Ryan?"

JS: "F***! The Jets have found a decent quarterback!"

JO: "Sorry sir, but I must respectfully decline. The 4 o'clock games conflict with tea."

JS Tebows. Cue the Alleluia Chorus. TV viewers and studio audience laugh hysterically.

by hamlinfan93 November 3, 2012