Corporate communism, as defined by the Beatnik Bird, is when brain dead corporations own the means of communication, (the privatized Big Brother) and which are dedicated to promoting the anarchist idea that the best government is no government beyond the military and the police. Whatever government exists is a wholly owned subsidiary of the corporations kind of like Czarist Russia before the Marxist revolution in 1917 when everything was owned by royalty and its facilitator the church.
Corporate Communism is a blend of two of the most hated and abused terms in pop economics, corporatism, aka capitalism and communism, aka socialism. It was created by the Beatnik Bird as a descriptive term to grab the attention of those who have no factual knowledge of either but are convinced that either or both are evil.
Corporate Communism is a blend of two of the most hated and abused terms in pop economics, corporatism, aka capitalism and communism, aka socialism. It was created by the Beatnik Bird as a descriptive term to grab the attention of those who have no factual knowledge of either but are convinced that either or both are evil.
Corporate communism is when brain dead corporations own the means of communication, and which are dedicated to promoting the anarchist idea that the best government is no government beyond the military and the police
by Beatnik Bird April 29, 2024
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Hym "Corporate communism. The reason I hate capitalism. It allows corporations to enshrine themselves as mini communist dictatorships. And not like Marxist utopian communism but, like, North Korea communist dictatorship. Like... Once a month I have to go to a meeting (that essentially mirrors a church sermon) and affirm THEIR values (they say OUR but their is no US and WE don't have values and their values are antithetical to mine). At the end of year meeting they wanted me to THANK this nigga! Like, it was his last year as owner and he was passing the mantle off to HIS SON and the board of directors is just his kids and they wanted me to say 'THANKS DEAR LEADER!' So, I'm thanking him... For working FOR him... So his kids can become him and have dominion over a 3rd of my life, have entitled themselves to my attitude or my on-the-clock emotional state, compel my speech with 5 lines of NPC dialogue, and all of this under the threat of exile and privation if I fail to comply? And I have to wear a uniform (which started in communist China). They literally gaslight me with my schedule
Hym "Corporate communism. The reason I hate capitalism. It allows corporations to enshrine themselves as mini communist dictatorships. And not like Marxist utopian communism but, like, North Korea communist dictatorship. Like... Once a month I have to go to a meeting (that essentially mirrors a church sermon) and affirm THEIR values (they say OUR but their is no US and WE don't have values and their values are antithetical to mine). At the end of year meeting they wanted me to THANK this nigga! Like, it was his last year as owner and he was passing the mantle off to HIS SON and the board of directors is just his kids and they wanted me to say 'THANKS DEAR LEADER!' So, I'm thanking him... For working FOR him... So his kids can become him and have dominion over a 3rd of my life, have entitled themselves to my attitude or my on-the-clock emotional state, compel my speech with 5 lines of NPC dialogue, and all of this under the threat of exile and privation if I fail to comply? And I have to wear a uniform (which started in communist China). They literally gaslight me with my schedule
I was supposed to have off Sunday but I show up Saturday and the schedule has been changed without my knowledge. And if I don't like it... I just have to move to a different communist dictatorship don't I? Except I CAN'T! Because the water pump on my car went out and I literally can't go further than a block away from my house without my car stalling! I went to Taco Bell last week and my car stalled on my way into my parking lot and I had to push it into a parking space. Can't afford to get it fix. Can't work more hours because they have labor quotas. They keep hiring people to supplant my hours but they keep firing them because they are worse. When my manager told me that they fired the last one I laughed in her fucking face because SHE KNOWS the job is shit and that noone wants to do it and no one is ever going to work as hard as they want you to (Because they want you to dedicate your life to the dear leader and one of their values is Humility defined as 'Doing all of the work and taking none of the credit'). But that's corporate communism for you."
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A witter community note is when a tweet is so false and so incorrect that people in twitter forget their disagreements for a second just to prove someone, or even YOU wrong. Finding a twitter community note is basically finding a seal of approval that whatever you have seen is made purely out of stupidity.
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen this tweet? I can't believe how accurate it is.
Guy 2: It's wrong, that has a Twitter community note on it you fucking dipshit.
Guy 2: It's wrong, that has a Twitter community note on it you fucking dipshit.
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Despite having owned groups like the now abolished ShadowCorp that hacked, doxed, and blackmailed hundreds of people in a systematic way in the name of protecting the gacha community, GCA remains popular in the gacha community due to it's effectiveness. Many big gachatubers work with GCA "advisors" behind the scenes due to GCA's vast network and also deep expertise in cybersecurity, digital forensics, diplomacy, and essentially any field the gacha community needs to thrive. GCA's own Charter allows for it to deal with any external threats such as cybercriminals and scammers, but bars GCA from interfering with internal affairs, such as petty dramas and controversies between gachatubers.
Despite having owned groups like the now abolished ShadowCorp that hacked, doxed, and blackmailed hundreds of people in a systematic way in the name of protecting the gacha community, GCA remains popular in the gacha community due to it's effectiveness. Many big gachatubers work with GCA "advisors" behind the scenes due to GCA's vast network and also deep expertise in cybersecurity, digital forensics, diplomacy, and essentially any field the gacha community needs to thrive. GCA's own Charter allows for it to deal with any external threats such as cybercriminals and scammers, but bars GCA from interfering with internal affairs, such as petty dramas and controversies between gachatubers.
GachaTuber 1: Have you heard about the Gacha Community Association?
GachaTuber 2: Yeah, it's essentially #savethegachacommunity gone wrong.
GachaTuber 1: They always protected and served the gacha community though, like how they helped track down Mitsuki's scammer, ended the "6inners" suicide cult, put Gacha Fall to a end, prevented the "GachaTubers Bounty" from happening, and more! I can focus on making gacha content knowing I'm protected both online and in real life, especially since people seem to want to kill us for using a chibi dress up app for no reason.
GachaTuber 2: But if they constantly toy with the law while they do the aforementioned, is it worth it? GCA serves it's purpose but it's not an organization I would want to be associated with.
GachaTuber 1: I guess this is what you call choosing the lesser evil.
GachaTuber 2: Whatever you say man...
GachaTuber 2: Yeah, it's essentially #savethegachacommunity gone wrong.
GachaTuber 1: They always protected and served the gacha community though, like how they helped track down Mitsuki's scammer, ended the "6inners" suicide cult, put Gacha Fall to a end, prevented the "GachaTubers Bounty" from happening, and more! I can focus on making gacha content knowing I'm protected both online and in real life, especially since people seem to want to kill us for using a chibi dress up app for no reason.
GachaTuber 2: But if they constantly toy with the law while they do the aforementioned, is it worth it? GCA serves it's purpose but it's not an organization I would want to be associated with.
GachaTuber 1: I guess this is what you call choosing the lesser evil.
GachaTuber 2: Whatever you say man...
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