Imagine you're in a cozy cafe, and you spot a classic white mug you bought from urban dictionary with the word "coffee" boldly printed on it, steaming with your energy bean juice inside.
by Some_internet_Dude July 3, 2024
Get the Coffeemug. When you wake up 1st, fuck your girl in the ass, then put it in her mouth and make a stirring motion.
by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021
Get the Morning Coffeemug. when you hold your warm coffee close to you with two hands when it’s too hot to drink. this provides comfort and a brief moment of sanity
caleb: babe why are you holding your coffee like that
brielle: i needed a coffee cuddle while it cools down
brielle: i needed a coffee cuddle while it cools down
by MamaGanja October 22, 2022
Get the coffee cuddlemug. Coffee is part of the snack group. She is very schemey and loves to play pranks on shrimp with meatball. Coffee is very good at volleyball, but always has a red cup!
by Jamie.bonbon@jojosiwa.ca November 14, 2018
Get the Coffeemug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025
Get the .....I Believe, I Was Jumping Over A Coffee Table, I Believe.....mug. by tacomuncher_99 January 11, 2024
Get the Hold My Coffeemug. A sexual act were a man inserts pre-roasted coffee beans into a women's Anus. The coffee beans are then passed from the women's Anus. The man uses the shitty coffee beans to brew a cup of black filter coffee. The man then
ejulates into the black coffee leaving a residue reminiscent of 2% milk. The couple then drink the coffee between them.
ejulates into the black coffee leaving a residue reminiscent of 2% milk. The couple then drink the coffee between them.
Had a one night stand with this slut last night. Had no coffee the next morning so had to make do with a colorado coffee.
by Theyoungwolf43 December 4, 2017
Get the colorado coffeemug.