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Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge

The Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge, also known as the John Mulaney Challenge, is a challenge where a person must listen to the song "What's New Pussycat?" by Tom Jones 20 times* in succession, except for when "It's Not Unusual" plays after the seventh one. If you stop the song at any time for any reason, you lose.

*Though the challenge officially says 21 times, there was actually 21 songs played in total at the time, and one was "It's Not Unusual," so there's really 20 times that "What's New Pussycat?" plays.

Slamming your desk/table and yelling "GOD DAMMIT!" when the eighth one begins is also required.
Person 1: *Slam* "GOD DAMMIT!"

Person 2: "Bro, what the fuck is your problem?"
Person 1: "I'm doing the Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge. I've reached the eighth loop."
Person 2: "Oh, right. Carry on."
Person 1: "...But because you interrupted me, I have to start over."
Person 2: "I'm terribly sorry. I won't disturb you again."
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 28, 2022
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Tempted Challenge

The difficult act of endeavoring to rhyme the word "tempted" as many times as you possibly can in a musical manor, such as singing or rapping.
Example Of The Tempted Challenge:
I HAVE ATTEMPTED
TO RHYME THE WORD TEMPTED
AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT GETTING PREEMPTED
BACKFIRE EXEMPTED
BACK HOME IS KEMPT-ED
MY RHYMES ARE SO LIT, AND YET THEY FEEL CONTEMPT-ED
by ChezmonoIsHere January 4, 2017
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Nimitz Challenge

When you beat off on every bathroom in Nimitz library, including the basement, first deck, second deck, and third deck, with a proficiency rating achieved if the challenge is completed during rush hour for the 1845 coffee shop.
“Dude! No way! I just got done completing the Nimitz challenge! My balls are gonna be deflated until the Army Navy game!”
by BancroftBeater August 22, 2022
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Colgate challenge

He fell asleep on top of me when he was done, I gave him the Colgate challenge and snuck out.
by jefeefefefe February 17, 2010
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Scrapheap Challenge

Played on the days between running out of weed and next seeing your dealer, scrapheap challenge is a game where you tactfully search the areas in and around your rolling tin (or rolling table, if a connoisseur), grinder or other tools in search of materials to construct a joint or any contraption that will achieve a sufficient high.
That was my last nug, guess it’s Scrapheap Challenge for me tomorrow.
by Phinity8 March 20, 2021
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porcelain challenge

When kids break up porcelain and then proceed to snort the powder
by Carson stasney October 3, 2022
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