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Chainsaw

An 18-pack of canned beer. When carried at one's side it resembles the size and shape of a chainsaw.
We're all out of beer. Head over to Pinecove and grab a couple chainsaws of Bud Light.
by Crew Middle Fork August 9, 2005
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chainer

Someone who is attempting to do free-running or any similar movement, but failed miserably, then posting a video of it online.
He thinks by doing that he'll be cool, but he's such a chainer.
by Desmond B. January 18, 2008
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Chainese

Eugene: Hey, Yechiel! Let's get some fuckin' chinese food!

Yechiel: Ok, but I keep kosher so we better make it chainese.

Eugene: Sounds good! I hope they have pork fried rice.
by icgn1031 December 2, 2009
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Got Me In Chains

To have no option in a say-so
Guy1: Bro i told your mom you was sleeping over my house for a double date and she said she was going out already
Guy2: What,dude really? Now you got me in chains
by jswaaaa April 16, 2015
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chainsawmachinegunned

The past tense of chainsawmachinegun v. used when chainsawing the fuck out of someone while you or a friend fires multiple rounds into their fat fucking skull from an automatic weapon. Ideally the recipient of the chainsawmachinegunning was a total fucking cuntfag who had it coming since his/her fat, whorish mother squeezed the stupid, stupid dickless fuckface out of her massive and fetid vagina.
Sebastian: Hey look at that guy!
Jim: I should chainsawmachinegun em'! He'd die!
Sebastian: Wow, you sure chainsawmachinegunned him.
Jim: He's dead!
Sebastian: Goddamn...What a fucking tool.
Jim: Right?
Sebastian: Fucking useless, shit stained tool.
Jim: Bitches gotta learn.
Sebastian: Let's get in fights!
by Dankasaur April 26, 2010
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Cainunist

Noun: A prosthelytizer for presidential candidate Herman Cain. These people are often rude, degenerate, and not conservative. More often than not they are rude an refuse to engage logical conversation and instead drive the conversation to ad hominem attacks in order to avoid legitimate debate.

--They refuse to accept that:

He supports the rights of states to completely BAN firearms.

Approved of and supported TARP and bailouts.

Said the economy was fine in 2008 and encouraged people to invest.

His 999 plan creates a new tax and raises taxes similar to Obama's tax plans.

Does not support an audit of the federal reserve which secretly lent trillions to foreign banks and possibly governments.

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Cainunist: STOP LYING ABOUT HERMAN CAIN. HE'S A REAL BLACKMAN WITH A REAL PLAN. HE'S NOT A POLITICIAN. HE'S BLACK AND NOT OBAMA! CAINUNISM IS WHAT WE NEED!
by ComradeCain October 10, 2011
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Chaice

A person or thing that acts like a dick towards everyone and thinks he/she is amazing
"Stop being such a chaice!"
by Small Tree November 1, 2016
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