Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop

The act of placing a the base of a Play-Doh Barbershop figure just inside someone's sphincter, then they defecate through the holes in the toy's head, ideally with a soft consistency stool.

Similar to Canadian spaghetti.

I played Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop with my girl last night. Her shit came out all stringy.

by w.b.m April 16, 2008

Canadian Goose Chase

Thsi is a very extreamly violent sexual action. It is when a man goes out and hunts down and kills 5+ geese. Then he brings home his kill and stuffs each whole gosse up his partners anus. and then slowly roasts them and eats them for snack.

YUMMMM a canadian goose chase

by FIJIFIGHTINGLUMBERJACK June 25, 2009

Canadian Easter egg hunt

Commonly referred to as "puck hunting season", The Canadian Easter egg hunt occurs around the same time as "Easter", the catholic holiday, when the little Canadian kids come out of their igloos to search for pucks they lost during winter, that are now being revealed by the melting snow.

Mountie 1: Man i had the best Canadian Easter egg hunt of my life this year!
Mountie 2: Hey man, me too! I found so many of the pucks i lost this winter!
Mountie 3: Getting my moose rider's license really sped up the hunt, eh?

by ThatCanadianGuy April 17, 2014

French Canadian lap dance

A lap dance where you pour gravy and cheese curds on the dancer

I got a tasty French Canadian lap dance last night and found a cheese curd in my hair this morning

by Mr. Mongoloid May 15, 2019

Canadian Frozen Brain Syndrome

A mysterious disease recently discovered in the Halifax area that seems to affect the way an individual tastes food, causing them to seemingly prefer much less desirable dishes and make controversial statements on food in general.

Person 1: Strawberry milk stinks, chocolate milk is so much better!
Person 2:What the hell are you talking about, strawberry milk is so much better. You must have Canadian Frozen Brain Syndrome, let's get you checked out.

by Dizzball November 6, 2021

Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms

A worthless rag for Justin Trudeau to wipe his butthole with.

Justin is just like his dad. He has suspended the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms.

by dumbwhitemale April 29, 2022

Canadian Institute of Hispanic Studies

Quite possibly the best college in the world. Located in Idaho, it has one of the best campuses of any college in the world. It is an extremely high rated school, ideal for anyone. With a productive curiculum, it is sure to educate everyone for the better, and make them a successful individual.

Did you seriously just believe that there was actually a college called the Canadian Institute of Hispanic Studies?

by Tojo Hiroshita October 5, 2011