Scrotal Calamity

When one knicks ones nether regions as a gentleman. And there is a rampant leakage of haemoglobin via ones testes akin to the bouncing Betty’s destruction of German dams in WW2. I.e. when a self proclaimed idiot tries to pop a blood blister but opens up a capillary.

Christ alive! I’ve just sliced my ball sack. Absolute scrotal calamity.

by Slutty-butt-canoe October 13, 2023

Luh Calm

Not too serious, nothing too crazy

How was your day today man?
It was ok, Luh calm day today

by St1nky_fart December 23, 2023

luh calm chill

If you use this phrase you’re retarded. Maybe even restarted if you will

“Luh calm chill dawg” pediatrician walking by: “you’re fucking stupid”

by I shouldn’t have to clarify ts December 27, 2023

luh calm chill

luh calm chill means you are more relaxed than relaxed. 2x relaxed :).

You're being so luh calm chill right now.

by ct5 glow December 27, 2023

Luh calm fit hussain malik

When the syndrome is down but the fit is up 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🎹🎹🎹

Luh calm fit hussain malik (standalone sentence)

by Luh calm fit Hussain Malik fr November 12, 2023

Forbidden Calamari

The circumcised foreskin

My doctor cut off my forbidden calamari last week and I’m still recovering.

by Chester the mole tester November 13, 2023

Luh Calm Fit

The phrase “Luh calm fit” refers to an outfit that took low effort to achieve a good style.

"That's a Luh Calm Fit!

by heainhere_ November 15, 2023