california rizz

Rizz sustained by exceptional prowess, or a cover of the song “California love” by 2pac
Person 1: “watchu know about that California Rizz
Person 2: “California Rizz!”
by huckhillstom May 01, 2023
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California Rizz

Girl, you got California Rizz
by BB2Bb2 May 17, 2025
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california fun

The act of fitting both testicals in a vagina or anus.
" Hey baby, come back here. Lets have some california fun.
by IG: wyliesk8 March 26, 2016
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HWale California

The best jungler the West has ever seen. The next canyon. Proud member of +25cm. Born without genitals. Granny enjoyer. Is feared across the rift. Had a foursome in a coatch once. Horses were involved (maybe). Intim relationship with HWale Blauwal because he has akshan as profile picture /african memba. Was birthed with extremly high elo gameplay. He/Crocodile
OMG (said by female). " I just saw a play by HWale California. I came 3 times."
by Bardo Beutlin March 06, 2022
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California Christmas Tree

Where you string festive string on your penis while fucking

or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse
"Bro i gave my girl a California Christmas tree last night for the holidays she sure had a white Christmas"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"
by Joseph_Stuntin December 15, 2024
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california chocolate cock

When you're doing anal and the receiver shits all over your cock
I was fuckin Martha last night and she gave me a "California chocolate cock"
by Tiantberry May 31, 2014
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California Reschedule

When people (mainly from California, especially in the entertainment industry) set up a meeting with you, but they don't actually want to meet with you, so they keep rescheduling at the last minute until you go away so they can pretend they're not scum when you eventually give up after the 300th reschedule.
Guy 1: Aw shit I have to meet this guy that I scheduled a meeting with but I don't wanna! I'll just give him the California Reschedule until he fucks off!

Guy 2: Wow you're a fucking asshole why did you even schedule it in the first place

Guy 1: How am I the asshole when he's the one who will eventually get the hint that I'm never going to meet with him and he tells me no thanks? He's the asshole!
by Captain Hypoc October 26, 2022
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