Cream Boy Delight

A man, but not just any man. He is the man. The man this is him. He is know to be extremely smart, almost to the point of being beyond the human mind. He is also debatably the best looking man around, depending on his company, and can make the women's panties drop. In fact, when Cream Boy Delight enters the room, girl's panties get wetter than a towel in a thunderstorm. There are few people who can compare to CBD, and the ones that can are usually dead, this is due to the pure power behind his ability to "drop the Dong." He is a man of science, love, magic, and hate. No one understands him, because he can't even understand himself.

Girl A) OMG! Is that Cream Boy Delight...
Girl B) My panties are so wet, I think I might have sex with him right here!
Girl C) He is the Best Man Ever, that has ever or will ever, exist.

by Vanilla Taco February 12, 2014

Sour Cream and Anal

The male covers his dick in sour cream and then roughly has anal sex with their patner.

I think the cut on my dick is infected from giving my girlfriend a "sour cream and anal" last week.

by BoyWonder123 November 20, 2010

Ice Cream Pie

An ice cream pie occurs when one partner takes a spoonful of ice cream and inserts said spoon into the other partners snatch. Rinse, watch, and repeat eating as hungry.

AKA: Labia Sundae, Ice Cream Cuntdae, Chunky Cunty.

"Dude, Matt totally gave that girl an ice cream pie last night; what a gentleman!"

"Wait, so he ate Chunky Munky out of her snatch? Now THAT is an ice cream pie!"

"I gave an ice cream pie to the Dairy Queen."

"I can never eat ice cream pie again."

by ThePiedPier December 21, 2009

cream-filling the donut

to release a burst of man juice into the sweet, preferably tight-holed ass, much preferably a woman

"Si! Si! Si! Ohhh, SIIIIII!!!" -Sounds from working up the power to cream-filling the donut, most preferably from the donut holder

by d4mn3d 5old13r April 28, 2006

neapolitan ice cream

The mixture of cum, blood, and shit that comes out of an ass after being fucked.

I fucked your sister's ass so hard last night I made neapolitan ice cream.

by worlddom August 29, 2006

cream of fuck you

A term used to avoid a person with the nagging interest in what type of food you are preparing. Conceived from all the different types of Cream of ___ soups that there are.

X: "hmmmm that soup smells good, what cha making?"
Y: "Cream of FUCK YOU!"

by Irishguy1 December 01, 2010

Strawberry Cream Pie

When a female on her period is penetrated and receives splooge inside her vagina. The result is a strawberry cream pie that oozes out of the vagina.

Heidi proudly displayed her strawberry cream pie after Hans shot his load inside of her menstruating vagina.

by Lobstah Man2 July 10, 2010