danish christmas

On the 24th of December when the Danes do their homegrown ritual of drinking awful beer and have coitus with pigs.

Man, I can't believe it's danish christmas already. I haven't even bought my pig yet.

by mjaow December 24, 2017

christmas treating

When you go trick or treating during Christmas day.

I’m gonna ask the neighbors for Christmas cookies when I go Christmas Treating this year!

by Jinglecash November 4, 2017

the christmas guy

That one guy who likes to think he's spreading Christmas cheer but in reality he's trying too hard and failing in the mean time

I'm the Christmas guy

by Ya.Boi November 4, 2017

Christmas

A scam for retailers to make you buy their products at "affordable" prices for Christmas.

Christmas is such a Scam!

by somedouche101 November 7, 2017

Canadian Christmas

American Thanksgiving. It gets cold earlier in Canada and everyone knows Thanksgiving is just pre-Christmas so like the forward thinking nation it is, Canada does Christmas early.

"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
"We already had that! I'm putting up my Canadian Christmas lights. They're jolly, eh?"

by ms.nomer November 21, 2017

White Christmas

Is when you are going to a party, where it is so much GODAMN cocaine for you and all of your friends to snort until you're dead.

How was the party?
It was awesome, and we bought so much cocaine, to say it at least, it was a white christmas!

by SheepbloodfromAustralia December 2, 2017

christmas salad

When you go to the mall sit on the piece of shit they have playing Santa and accidently slide between his knees and he has a gay little elf named Tim ready to eat the groceries.

Hey Jan, did you notice the way Tim was ready to eat your christmas salad as soon as you slid of old saint nicks lap.

by Ishootupbagels December 9, 2017