California Sick

When you aren't sick but you don't go to work anways
Tomorrow is going to be one of those California Sick days
by ravanasha January 31, 2023
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California Housecar

A dwelling on an automotive chassis often in poor operating condition and occupied by hippies, hipsters, and other smelly type of people often associated with the state of California. Also requires a Class C license to operate and can be found broken down on the side of major highways, department store parking lots, and beach parking lots with a parking boot attached.
my hippie friend Neil has a California Housecar on the beach
by McHaggis72018 May 26, 2022
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california bubbler

Round ball pipe with a small hole on the top used specifically for smoking crystal meth, or shake and bake meth.
by Tweedy Bird June 18, 2017
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An Anti-Mathematics lobbying group which believes people of color are incapable of passing mathematics, and convinced the state legislature to ban mathematics at California community colleges by "accelerating" all students into Statistics.

Also known as CAP.
Wow, 100% of State Legislators voted to approve AB-705? Don't they know that the California Acceleration Project used doctored statistics from the RP Group to promote this super racist bill? It's going to set back a generation of students.
by Nicolas Bourbaki September 01, 2018
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California celibate

Only receiving cunnilingus/oral esx, no penetration.
"I'm California celibate, no d*ck for me"
by La520 April 06, 2024
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California Celibate

When a bisexual woman stops pursuing men. It's like California sober, but instead of weed, it's gay sex.
"Technically she's bi, but she's not interested in you, dude. She's California Celibate."
"The hookup was so bad, I decided to be California sober for a while. No more straight sex."
by Meatball the Clown July 17, 2024
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Montague California

Small Town of meth addicts, momma's who's kids are in cps custody and daddy's selling dope. Also home to broke ass old people living in tralier parks. Beware of stray cats.
Montague California is just a few miles from everything except meth.
by Dogmom76 June 25, 2018
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