Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017
Get the Ex-boyfriend Diseasemug. Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
by Loliamsamaantha April 11, 2024
Get the national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to daymug. A boy and man that would do anything for you. Loves you, and cherishes you no matter what. Thinks you're beautiful, no matter the day, or even if u don't feel good, or feel yucky. Your personal masseuse, who, at a moments notice, will stand up, and start massaging your shoulders, or sit next to you, massaging your back, or will sit on the floor, and massage your feet. There is really no limit.
Most boyfriends would buy anything they could for their girlfriend.
Most boyfriends would buy anything they could for their girlfriend.
Who's that massaging her feet?
Oh, that's her boyfriend
Ohhhh, lucky, I need to get one.
Or
Who's that drooling over there?
Oh, that's my boyfriend. He thinks I'm gorgeous.
Oh, that's her boyfriend
Ohhhh, lucky, I need to get one.
Or
Who's that drooling over there?
Oh, that's my boyfriend. He thinks I'm gorgeous.
by throwdownforwhat? February 23, 2023
Get the Boyfriendmug. by jyllhatesabey January 28, 2022
Get the ski boyfriendmug. A terrible WEBTOON that was made by a terrible person. Their name is Refrainbow, and they made nsfw of a minor BTS member, said a racial slur, and said some unhinged shit.
Refrainbow’s relatives: So what do you do for work?
Refrainbow: I am working on a traumatizing webtoon called Boyfriends that fetishizes lbgtq relationships and run a patreon where there is spicy content of the characters without a single jumpscare warning
Relative 1: Why tf are we blood related
Relative 2: You’re a disappointment
Refrainbow: I am working on a traumatizing webtoon called Boyfriends that fetishizes lbgtq relationships and run a patreon where there is spicy content of the characters without a single jumpscare warning
Relative 1: Why tf are we blood related
Relative 2: You’re a disappointment
by Every kel meme is canon March 6, 2023
Get the Boyfriendsmug. Ibe, the abstract photographer/juggler/mysterious human being/handsome/strong/lowkey super intelligent/2nd best darts player in Photo 1 class/millionaire/philantropist/entrepreneur/D1 baller/Daniel's Caesar's former producer/lil' car collection/funny guy/good with kids
I saw Erykah's Badu and Erykah Badu's Boyfriend on a romantic-ass date they look so good for each other, what a power couple
by Ooby Bob February 27, 2024
Get the Erykah Badu's Boyfriendmug. by poopopppooo August 11, 2021
Get the national boyfriend daymug.