stop caressing my body

stop caressing my body over a dude i don’t mess with anymore.

by Aurrieona:) October 18, 2023

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I do not recognize the bodies in the water

Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.

John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*

Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”

by Flarbsb McFarberson December 28, 2022

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Your Body My Choice

Reversed meaning of the phrase:" My Body, My choice" its used to annoy feminists

"Your Body My Choice" said to a feminist to shut them up

by R_l_T November 12, 2024

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body on me

A sexy song from 2015 by Rita Ora and Chris Brown

Heyo, heyo, I just wanna feel your body on me
Heyo, heyo, if you want it then you got it, hold me
No more, no more wasting time
We can, we can go all night
Heyo, heyo, I just wanna feel your body on me
Ayayayayayayayayaya
Body on me
Ayayayayayayayayaya
Body on me

by KookieKream3 August 21, 2018

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