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Bacon Bangs

Hideous, ill-conceived bangs (hair) that resemble the waves and greasiness of bacon.
oh gross, that guy has bacon bangs. what a DOUCHE!
by joerene December 3, 2010
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Bacon

by Catherine Da Great May 8, 2011
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bacon

Pig meat (or turkey) sizzled to perfection, if u are hungry, its the ONLY thing on your mind. Like the t-shirt ad says; either you loke bacon or you're wrong!

The saltyness and the crispyness of da bacon makes it THE food of the well, um....... FOREVER!!!!!

Thank you God for giving thy bacon unto us!
Pig good tasty WOOHOO bacon
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Baconism

A religion preached by the wild kivis. A well known group is the wild kivis of Nebraska, who widely praise this religion. This is a religion, in which people ONLY eat Bacon. They're God is Lord Bacon (bacon be with him) and the traditional "Baconmas" Dinner is a chicken with a turtle, wrapped in Bacon, deep fried and smothered in cheese and chocolate.

They also have a pope, whois currently Adam Richman, the "Man vs Food" guy. Next in line for the pope is Harley Morenstein from Epic Meal Time, and the prophet of 'Lord Bacon' is known as Ethan Kivlahan.
Did you see Ethan the other day, eating 30 tonnes of bacon?!
What, preaching his religion, Baconism?
Yea.
- Observers of the Baconist, Ethan Kivlahan.
by Biscuitnade January 10, 2014
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Bacon

The state of being awesome or extraordinary; used primarily by males. For the female version, see butter.
That movie was totally bacon.
by Ravenstone January 30, 2015
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Bacon turds

The experience when you try to poop and are only able to squeeze out a small slither of firm poop.
Dude I just tried to poop but I only squeezed out a couple small bacon turds.
by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017
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Bacon head

A person who loves bacon and posts memes about bacon constantly.
Dude you are definitely a bacon head you even smell like bacon !
by Bacon head May 31, 2018
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