bum junk ultra 

what u say when u dont feel like answering your friend.

annoying friend:yo i said what game are you playing

cooler kid: freakin shut up

annoying friend: tell me yo

cooler kid:im playin bum junk ultra now shut up

bum junk ultra by branodn thompson March 18, 2009

Bum Garden 

A distinct patch of hair growing around the lower back above the bottom.

Why don't you wax your bum garden.

Bum Garden by Rojosdelosaltos January 4, 2009

bum tax 

the money you have to pay a bum when he buys you liquor or cigarettes (if you're a minor that is). Generally you give them a twenty and let them keep the change, so they get in between 3 and 5 dollars for their services.

A: I've got just enough to buy a bottle!
B: I dont have my fake ID though. Do you have enough to cover the bum tax?

bum tax by ur_fav_girl_evr March 26, 2009

bum plunder 

to anally violate a gay man or a place where there can be a lot of bum plundering (gay anal sex)

they come from a land down under where gay men go to bum plunder

bum plunder by sapclap October 19, 2010

Bum Crayon 

The final part of turd that will not fully depart and regardless of how much toilet paper you use, it continues to draw its mark.

I ran out of loo roll last night. Damned bum crayon!

Bum Crayon by Stan Ton October 14, 2011

Bum friend 

A friend with benefits who solely has sex in the bum.

Gavin and Steph are not bum friends

Bum friend by The Seal March 7, 2012

bum tap 

To put simply the quick tapping of another blokes arse in a non-sexual way, often used as friendship/masculinity building, the bum tap is a common trope in senior rugby normally used to congratulate a successful play, a ploy to encourage one's teammate/ get someone moving or as an introductory action to a conversation.

Successful attempts may be met with such responses as
"Good contact!"
"Solid Hit!"
"How are we boys" -(When introducing oneself)
"BOOM"
"G UP MATE"

Attempts may be as hard as the user intends however too soft of a hit may throw the tapper's sexuality into question, or create direly awkward situations.

The Golden Rule however is, Do. Not. Hold. Ever.
No matter what. Nor squeeze.

Bloke 1: "Man Dougan's such a queer kent"
Bloke 2: "Why's that?"
Bloke 1: "On the pitch he gave a bum tap, and held!"
Bloke 2: "The fuck mate, that is not alright"
Bloke 1:"Ay"

bum tap by Ayyylien June 7, 2016