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Brandon

A person who often AFK's for long periods of time. To shower, to eat. He ain't comin' back.
Man, you're acting like a real BRANDON right now.
by ARealChadFoSho March 30, 2020
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John Brandon

John Brandon is probably the best man you’ll ever meet. There’s nothing he cannot do. He has upstanding moral character, is strong, handsome, and the kind of boy you bring home to meet your mother. He has a huge heart. He is also notorious for having fun and always knows how to have a good time. He makes the best of any situation he’s in. John Brandons are usually successful individuals, but build their lives to serve others. John Brandon’s life is one big adventure. A true high value man. If you have a John Brandon in your life there’s no doubt he’s made a positive impact. A difference maker, an athlete, an artist, a romantic, a dreamer, a go-getter, are all appropriate ways to describe John Brandon. John Brandon is charismatic and befriends all. He’s very caring and genuinely wants the best for the people around him and will do his best to foster that. He is also very emotionally intelligent, but prone to deep sadness that is masked with a smile. He loves is friends and is fiercely loyal, sometimes to a fault. Although he’s successful he’s not the best at taking care of himself and will often forego his basic needs in pursuit of a goal or adventure. You will never be bored around John Brandon. Although he may seem extraordinarily innocent and tame at first, once you get to know him you’ll learn about his wild nature and risk-taking tendencies. You will tell your kids stores about John Brandon.
Stranger 1: “what’s John Brandon doing these days?”

Stranger 2: “John Brandon’s always into some goodness.”

Stranger 3: “That guy loves Jesus.”
by Hoistupthe102 April 24, 2022
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Brandon Boston

Brandon Boston is the most handsome young man to walk this earth. Brandon Boston is literal perfection and no one will have his level of greatness at the end of the day.
by vhs_hoopers February 12, 2023
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Brandon

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Dark Brandon

Hawk Tuah Harris in meme form is sometimes known as Dark Brandon.
by Basstovsky July 31, 2024
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Brandon Rowley

Brandon Rowley is the worst. He’s creepy,weird, and tries too hard. Leave us alone, and stop threatening us with knives. It’s not cool or funny, you just look stupid. And leave Connor alone, not cool dude.
“That’s classical, watch brandon rowley’s awful video on YouTube, it’s called “to my princess”🤢 by Bra Ro, stupid name huh? It’s the one with 2 subscribers.
by MikeLitorisRulez April 11, 2020
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brandon castillo

hes a wonderful person. he has a big heart and deserves the world. he may have some short attention spans but he will listen to you always. he is always gonna be there for you unless you do something he doesn’t like. he don’t like when you do shit he don’t like.
by unicornmazer June 19, 2023
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