mega asian powers

MEGA ASIAN powers are powers that asians are born with. MEGA ASIAN powers run through asians and make them smarter. People with the names Min, Grace, Ellina and Cheng chong ming kee. The powers can be passed on to different races only by another asian who gives then SUPER ASIAN FOOD.

"Min gets an a on his math test" It's no fair Min, you used your MEGA ASIAN powers.

by ASIAN POWA December 7, 2016

East Asian Gaslighting

When an East Asian says using chopsticks is easy.

East Asian gaslighting is when an East Asian says “Use Chopsticks, come on it’s easy.”
It’s not easy, and u drop them picking up a bunch of food -a Japanese person making an impression of my yt friend crying trying to use chopsticks

by Livelaughlovekunikida July 18, 2022

asian man with a dog

That one Asian friend who says “wood my bad” after someone says my dog went missing

Lil John:My dog went missing last night I hope he’s ok
Friends:yeah me to
Asian man with a dog:Oh my bad

by AsianDogStore(Food Market) July 5, 2019

Asian math grades

very strict maths grades

Asian math grades
maths methods
45-50 = expected
40-45 = harsh lecture
35-40 = seriously threatened
30-35 = there is no such thing

by mathsisawesome July 21, 2017

Asian fanny fun

A porn magazine devoted to Asian porn.

"Yo I'm just going to fill up the wank bank with some Asian fanny fun

by Suck my asss July 10, 2016

Asian Accent Gang

The best group of friends one person could ever meet. Like everyone in there is just a bunch of crackheads joined together because we're really desperate. This type of friendship consists of daily pranking and fighting over who will get to answer the hardest question even though we couldn't really answer it anyway.

Pem, Dinosh, and Nads are in an Asian Accent Gang.

by urbandic_piratelol25 September 1, 2022

asian house party

Basically a house party that a lot of Asians go to. The house party includes:

- Lots and LOTS of soda
- Two sides (or sections) of the house:
Section 1: The parents, that always talk about Facebook.
Section 2: the kids who plays video games, talk a lot about upcoming video games, etc.
- lots of dropped stuff on the floor
- kids who go outside and play games
(And also kids that play until night time)
- the party usually until 1 am

"Wanna go to an asian house party?"
"yass"

by PotatoX October 1, 2015