Call the judge and get some fudge
Call the judge and get some fudge
Are you okay?
Nope.
Are you a doctor?
Maybe
Where's your MD?
Mah dick
Your DM
You tryna slide in the DMs
PARDON!?!?!??!?!?
You tryna slide in the DMs
What the fuck are you talkin about
You know, Twitter?
YUP.
Are you okay?
Nope.
Are you a doctor?
Maybe
Where's your MD?
Mah dick
Your DM
You tryna slide in the DMs
PARDON!?!?!??!?!?
You tryna slide in the DMs
What the fuck are you talkin about
You know, Twitter?
YUP.
by jwbdfjxkshsb November 23, 2021
Just some guy without a mustache who hasn't seen sunlight or had friends in several years.
by supremejuiceman September 23, 2021
Mmm mmm mmm, I love me some you.
by Dee's Pandora July 30, 2016
what to say to your friends when you got beat up and and don't want to admit it. Because of it's overuse (a result of the historical precedent for lying about spousal abuse in order to preserve the sancity of marriage) it is considered a thinly veiled cry for help.
"woah, Joanie, what happened to your eye?"
"I fell down some stairs."
"is everything OK with Phillip?"
"yeah, everything's fine. I just fell down some stairs, ok, Mom?"
"I fell down some stairs."
"is everything OK with Phillip?"
"yeah, everything's fine. I just fell down some stairs, ok, Mom?"
by kateyc July 12, 2006
by Bloxz March 05, 2022
Coercing yourself to ejaculate through genitial manipulation.
Often times Chris will rub himself raw while firing off some knuckle children. He likes to punish his penis like he caught it breaking into his house.
by Stoggit October 21, 2005
A declaration that you intend to have sex with a person that you are currently observing. Normally the person of intent is not in audible range of this statement and is someone who you do not know or have just met. Immo is a contraction representing the words "I am going to".
by TrendMuffin September 09, 2017