Call the judge and get some fudge
Are you okay?
Nope.
Are you a doctor?
Maybe
Where's your MD?
Mah dick
Your DM
You tryna slide in the DMs
PARDON!?!?!??!?!?
You tryna slide in the DMs
What the fuck are you talkin about
You know, Twitter?
YUP.
Are you okay?
Nope.
Are you a doctor?
Maybe
Where's your MD?
Mah dick
Your DM
You tryna slide in the DMs
PARDON!?!?!??!?!?
You tryna slide in the DMs
What the fuck are you talkin about
You know, Twitter?
YUP.
by jwbdfjxkshsb November 23, 2021
Get the Call the judge and get some fudgemug. by supremejuiceman September 23, 2021
Get the Just Some Guy Without A Mustachemug. Mmm mmm mmm, I love me some you.
by Dee's Pandora July 29, 2016
Get the I love me some youmug. what to say to your friends when you got beat up and and don't want to admit it. Because of it's overuse (a result of the historical precedent for lying about spousal abuse in order to preserve the sancity of marriage) it is considered a thinly veiled cry for help.
"woah, Joanie, what happened to your eye?"
"I fell down some stairs."
"is everything OK with Phillip?"
"yeah, everything's fine. I just fell down some stairs, ok, Mom?"
"I fell down some stairs."
"is everything OK with Phillip?"
"yeah, everything's fine. I just fell down some stairs, ok, Mom?"
by kateyc September 5, 2008
Get the I fell down some stairsmug. by Bloxz March 5, 2022
Get the National get some bitches daymug. Coercing yourself to ejaculate through genitial manipulation.
Often times Chris will rub himself raw while firing off some knuckle children. He likes to punish his penis like he caught it breaking into his house.
by Stoggit October 21, 2005
Get the firing off some knuckle childrenmug. 