anal canoe

When 3 men give anal to a women at the same time.

Oh my god , last night was amazing. I tried an anal canoe and it was mind blowing.

by AbellaAnderson April 26, 2017

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Anal Anxiety

The fear of having anything put up your butt!

Note to my proctologist. I am sorry Doctor I can not have that test done due to my suffering from anal anxiety.

by PJ Cheves December 22, 2016

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anal stew

The collection of hair, toilet paper remnants, poop, underwear lint, and whatever else might get caught up in the ass crack.

My swamp ass has developed into a serious anal stew, I have to take a Silkwood Shower.

by Dirty OED February 14, 2017

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Anal Beads

a sex toy used by chess grandmasters to deliver top engine moves in morse

Anal beads vibrating the The Bongcloud Counter-Gambit
. ....- / . ..... / -.- . ..--- / -.- . --...

by Hans Niemann September 15, 2022

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Anal Porridge

A porridge like substance that is made when you try to hold in diarrhea but it leaks out and mixes with other liquids found in that area. This rancid mixture will only occur when you have swampass or duck butter and some of your sewage leaks out and mixes with it.

Bro i was at a McDonald’s bathroom and i swear someone smeared their anal porridge on the mirrors

by Swampyman May 19, 2019

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