Sexual Turtle

Turtles whom are the sluttiest of their species, more than likely wearing little to no shellwax on their bodies.

Turtle 1: Look at Laura, look at Laura!! Her mother would be rocking in her shell if she saw what Laura is doing now!!

Turtle 2: She is a Sexual Turtle.

by Stein You Bastard. October 18, 2013

Turtle Runs

Turtle runs are the result of a night of heavy drinking, leading to the expectation of a heavy turd followed by shit spray exploding out of your ass the following morning, resembling a turtle's head peeping from its shell... Before exploding.

I drank so much last night, I had the turtle runs this morning.

by Thomas Beer November 19, 2007

turtle undercover

When someone is a turtle but is an undercover turtle

Turtle undercover: I'm a turtle undercover

Turtle: shut up

by شمسية January 02, 2015

Turtle Neck

Refers to a circumcised penis. Also known as a German Helmet.

Bill loves it when Sandy kisses his turtle neck.

by 1802 December 08, 2009

purple turtle

wen i put mi penus n2 anuter seksi dooidz ass, he SQUEEZEZ REEL HRAD onut adn it coms ot lookin pruple. mmm,,, i wsih dante wud giv me a pruple turdotl. ^_^

kill me plz.

by xenomorph June 06, 2004

turtle haed

when you fart and shit comes half way out of your butt then goes back in

AO3 Turner, "i just had a trutle head"
anybody " that was fucking nasty"

by ao 3 turner April 20, 2005

Awkward turtle

Two turtles having sex.

Dude: damn it's very awkward just sitting here.

Barney: *hands on top of eachother moving thumbs slowly.*

Dude: WHAT ARE YOU DOING BARNEY?

Barney: the Awkward Turtle...

by Flyinnn' Hawiian November 13, 2010