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jason

jason is a fruity punjabi whos very smart and caring but also VERY SLOW. hes also lowkey whitewashed bc he eats omelettes and doesn’t eat rotia. he can make spaghetti sandwiches omelettes rice and noodles BUT NOT A SINGLE ROTI 🥱🥱 he is not dry bc he’s a sexc punjabi munda that has flavor 😳 and he sends u weird indian gifs bc he’s freaky😳😣😱 furthermore his haatha are extremely veiny which is also sexc 😳😳
jason ena sexy lagda eya 😳😳
by fucking.ur.phanji August 8, 2022
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Jason zuk

Jason a person with a small dick who loved multiple men and can take at least 15 black guys at once. He loves one women and I loyal but when it comes to men that’s another story.
Man 1: dude I totally got Jason zuked at that gay orgy last night

Man 2: get the fuck away from me
by Big boy Rico January 19, 2020
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Jason Carr

by Blaaaaaaa123345 May 13, 2025
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Jason

When you hit a shot in golf, and the ball goes either out of bounds or into a hazard, rather than play a provisional or hit a lateral hazard, you drop the ball as if you hit it straight.
Jake: technically you should have dropped it back where you entered the water.
Josh: no worries, it's a jason.
by Remilazerus July 8, 2021
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Juliana x Jason

The best couple cuz both of them are mean to everyone and likes making fun of everyone and there super hawt and kool
Juliana x Jason is hawt asf
by Kril December 23, 2021
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jason blunt

two hits spread out in one blunt. extremely gapped and not smooth hitting
p1: bro that didn’t even get me anywhere

p2: probably because he rolled a jason blunt
by cartchiefer November 16, 2025
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Jason Reid

Jason is such a hot sexy guy. He is also annoying asf and has a gambling addiction. His only trait is that he is in a frat and has one kidney. He adores the Costco frozen French onion soup. They only reason girls like him is for his two dogs. The only reason guys like him is cause he has an extremely hot neighbor named maggie.
Person 1- omg did you see Jason Reid’s dogs
Person 2- yes they are so cute!!!
by jasonreidishot1234 March 17, 2022
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