Bed

1. Countable noun.
A bed is a piece of furniture where you go to crash after a night of debauchery, or where you wake up with a hangover and regret the choices you made. You know, the place where dreams go to die and where you might find a random sock or two from last weekend's escapades.

Example: "I woke up in my bed, surrounded by empty bottles and last night's mistakes."

by Dan_78653 January 04, 2025

bed

i dont have one.

I never sleep in a bed!

by yourlocalmcdonalds July 01, 2021

bed

When something bad happens so you may as well go to bed and start the day over again

I can't go to football today
Why
I'm ill
bed

by SIRRAH123 November 29, 2021

Bed

Something you sleep on

Jo mama 1: Guys I'm gonna lay on the bed

Jo mama 2: Me too Jo mama 1

by RealCoolboi99 December 25, 2022

Bed

Heaven

My bed is my heaven

by 1+1=3_nice January 09, 2020

Bed

What you sleep on U crackhead

aight, Imma take a nap on my bed

by Ur_FBI_Agent March 12, 2020

bed

stands for bullimic eating disorder on ed twitter

ed twt: what ed do you have?
anyone: bed

by urbandicrionaryfan March 15, 2023