Tard

Mix between "tough" and "hard".

Yo not gonna lie your new haircut is tard.

by chupapiiii April 28, 2025

Tard

A dumbass person who acts/ actually is retarded; Owner of the words belongs to Chava and Toez

Chava stop being a tard.

by TardNationn November 28, 2019

F- tard

The cum shot your mom shouldve swallowed.

YOU F- TARD!!!

by F- tard January 8, 2018

Tard

The stupidest person in your group who gets their ass cut by everyone, others think is retarded but actually isn't. Should be used in forms of tard time, where the tard gets slave/noodle minutes for every stupid thing they do (which is usually a lot). A real cabbage patch neck-ass man.

Person 1: "God, you're such a tard"
Person 2: "Hard to believe he doesn't have mental issues"

by tyrannosaurusrex2 December 14, 2017

Smart-tard

Usually a self proclaimed educator on the internet that parrots mainstream concensus science without understanding basic physics.

That smart-tard thinks boats go Over the horizon

by Joseph369 June 29, 2020

Pulling the Tard Card

When everyone around knows that the "special" one is responsible for the event that recently occurred, yet someone still manages to defend said "special" person by stating how he/she is too innocent to do such a thing and/or how they have the mind of a child so how could they possibly think of such a thing to do. Also, doing this usually fails, or humiliates the defender.

Jury: *Unanimously* We all agree that (insert name here) is guilty for killing and mangling the woman and her two children.

Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!

Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!

Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!

by H. Peralta November 11, 2012

Tech Tard

A person who is retarded when it comes to techology

I asked my friend Jenny Lee why she never uses her Bluetooth headphones and that's when I called her a tech tard

by Manuel59manuel June 3, 2020