Hot n’ Halp

When you need help with something and whoever was supposed to help you has left temporarily. Usually used when it’s during hot weather, but it could also be used rhetorically to say that you’re in hot shit.

*Putting up a tree in Christmas time.*

Ben on a chair stacked with boxes holding the tree for balance : Hey lawn can you hand me another ugly Christmas ornament that we need 200 of.

Lawn: Yeah sure, let me check what’s in the bag of infinite storage in a convenient nymph thigh colored foldable tote.

Ben: It’s pink, but okay QVC. Hit me.

Ben: …

Ben: Hot n’ Halp!

Lawn: Sorry I was trying to tell the guy under my bed that I’m going to fart.

Ben: Don’t forget to make sure he ain’t messing with your chicken wings.

by Bennehftw January 16, 2023

Rub n Grub

Marathon jerk off sessions. Repeatedly jerking off followed by eating.

I have an 8 Hour online porn pass. Rub n grub for me today braaaahhhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2017

craig n dave

the greatest men ever. computer science teachers. very hot. queercoded.

“bro craig n dave saved my gcse now i can work my favourite 9-5 job”
“awesome bro that shit bussin asf on god”

by bakaburger April 28, 2021

dmode n chill

D-mode n chill...when your stressed/ tired...so you put on your depeche mode playlist and chill with friends

man it's been a crappy day ..I need to Dmode n chill

by housecoop October 1, 2018

Surf n' Turd

Reverse blumpkin; when a female is droppin' a deuce while a guy simultaneously tongue punches her meat curtains

My girl was horny but she had to take a shit so we opted for the surf n' turd.

by Wolfpack, Inc. August 28, 2016

wake n mape

Right after someone wakes up then right away heads to their computer to play Maplestory or any other mmo before going to school.

Person 1: "Hey person to what did you do before you went to school?"
Person 2: "I waked n maped"
Person 1: "Nice I wished I did that to lv up my Dark Knight, whats your Bishop's lv now"
Person 2: "lv 199"
Person 1: "Nice I'm close to lv 200 we gotta play Horntail sometime"
Person 2: "Alright tomorrow lets wake n mape together"
Person 1: "It's a plan"

by Tommyboy533 December 9, 2010

slow 'n' go

When, rather than come to a complete stop at a stop sign, a motorist chooses instead to slow down to something resembling a stop, then resume normal speed and continue through the intersection.

Me: That stop sign on the outskirts of town is really stupid.
Casey: Yeah, I just slow 'n' go it.

OR

"Dude, you just slow 'n' goed that stop sign in front of a cop."

by Jaeki May 24, 2009