If a girl is taller than you and in basketball terms could "post you up" and score on you then therefore she is not dateable for you.
John you can't go out with Jennifer she doesn't pass the Post-Up Test. She's 5'11 and you're only 5'9 she could easily back you down worse then Shaq.
by Ballzack05 April 11, 2020
by TesticularTorsion September 02, 2014
The period of life, observed in the elderly, where the rules of polite conversation and overt public embarrassment are no longer followed. People in their post-courtesy years see no need to be polite and blurt out exactly what they think, regardless of how embarrassing or unkind it is to the subject or surrounding parties. Often manifests in the late 70's.
Grandma in her post-courtesy years, said "My son-in-law has a big nose just like yours."
That senior citizen just said women don't need any education and should just have babies.
Grandfather said, "I can say anything I want because I have earned the right."
"Oh, I see that you have gained weight. But you have always been kind of fat so it doesn't show."
That senior citizen just said women don't need any education and should just have babies.
Grandfather said, "I can say anything I want because I have earned the right."
"Oh, I see that you have gained weight. But you have always been kind of fat so it doesn't show."
by Heymercury April 21, 2010
Everything and everyone has gone to crap, nothing is like it was or will never be like it was. It’s the Covid after effect on short staffed at work, max teleworking, anti-vaxxers, mandated masks for idiots who won’t get the damn vaccine, chuckle-heads on unemployment, TikTok celebrities, depression and anxiety and how you’ve had to adjust work life balance and still make life work. It can make you feel dull and tired, take away your energy, and eat away at your ability to get things done. Forcing extroverts to be introverted and depending on the seriousness of your post-Covid apocalypse, it may last 2 to 3 months, or 2-3 years to even act and feel normal again. But for some people with a severe Post Covid Apocalypse the brain fog-like fatigue and pain can linger forever. A real shit-show that may last even after we’re dead and gone.
Stig: “ everyone’s teleworking, we can’t get anything done, everyone has quit or went somewhere else“
Eric: “ well bro, that’s how it is in this post covid apocalypse“
Eric: “ well bro, that’s how it is in this post covid apocalypse“
by Torsiondrummer October 06, 2021
by #1BuffBoy January 16, 2020
(n.) a feeling of dizziness, lightheaded-ness and disorientation after an orgasm and can happen to both genders
by randomblackgirl July 17, 2020
An easily attainable meal, often leftover, consumed ferociously by a man or woman as soon as their date either leaves or falls asleep. Most common in the early stages of dating with those who are too shy to admit they need food during the date, or others who are having so much sex that they will die if they don't replenish the carbs immediately.
Person 1: "Hey man, why are you eating like that? You have food all over your face!"
Person 2: "Chill out dude, my date just left so I'm having my post-bitch snack."
Person 1: "I completely understand how extremely hungry you must be!"
Person 2: "Chill out dude, my date just left so I'm having my post-bitch snack."
Person 1: "I completely understand how extremely hungry you must be!"
by MattyMac October 31, 2009